Dean Goodburn

You win some, you dim sum

[Dean Goodburn @deangoodburn]

Professional stunt man: The only thing stunted around here are your legs

Me: Score! Half the way there

#newcareerpath

[Dean Goodburn @deangoodburn]

I'm painfully conscience of my papers being examined by the man who cannot read.

[Dean Goodburn @deangoodburn]

There's river flowing in the middle of twentieth right now, cars look like spawning salmon #monsoons