Dean Keinan

recently immigrated to this dimension, acclimating; engineering @ Finch

views are my own

[Dean Keinan @deankeinan]

me: please, step inside my office

my office:

https://t.co/jdPHQivDZQ

[Dean Keinan @deankeinan]

@TheFestiveOwl @OfTheTrees Hi! You wouldn’t happen to have the set times for tomorrow in NYC would you? 👀

[Dean Keinan @deankeinan]

@Greenspeak @GFWRadio2023 @MiniaturesShawn @Chufmoney @Rydog Please 😊 I still keep the podcast on my phone for the occasional listen - happy to see you all chiming in, hope all is well!

[Dean Keinan @deankeinan]

@cathyrusson Anyone else find this press conference a little tone-deaf? Besides the tragedy of the murders, defendant was part of the justice system in SC. His corrupt conduct as a badge carrying member of the court was evidence in his trial. Cheering feels odd to me

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: Nothing Wrong With A Good Old-Fashioned Ham And Cheese Sandwich https://t.co/NhGXCxP38f

[Dean Keinan @deankeinan]

@Ghostdad Saw this set! Nicely done 🕊

[Money Genius @verysmartgenius]

Idea: @AENetworks crossover of Storage Wars and Hoarders where would-be treasure hunters place bids on hoarder den of despair for potential profit. Run ads for consumer goods with lots of packaging and instruction manuals to create perpetual TV show

[Money Genius @verysmartgenius]

Idea: @Microsoft commemorative 'Sounds of Windows 95' on vinyl. Includes bonus FLAC downloads, logo stickers for laptop. MSRP $39.95.

perfect gift for aimless mid-20s bachelor

[Money Genius @verysmartgenius]

Idea: @LinkedIn integrated dating app. Filter dates by Excel proficiency, measure compatibility by potential team synergy to optimize business productivity. Endgame: sell married couples to businesses, cut recruiting overhead in half

[Dean Keinan @deankeinan]

thank you, past self, for this tremendously helpful note

[Dean Keinan @deankeinan]

@porterrobinson

[Dean Keinan @deankeinan]

@nickcatelli You’re being great

[Lib Slenderman @LibSlenderman]

I will trade every billionaire in america

for a
single glass
of clean water

[Dean Keinan @deankeinan]

@eperakslis Hi Eric - I only recently watched the video of your DEF CON talk in 2019 and immediately wondered how the work you described has evolved since then, considering the change in threat landscape. Anywhere I could read more?

[Dean Keinan @deankeinan]

Or maybe roughly 20 Radioshacks, or perhaps 1/6th of an IKEA ??

(these are roughly accurate I used the Internet to confirm)

[Dean Keinan @deankeinan]

sometimes, like most normal folks, I like to refresh my spatial understanding of the world

I can’t help but notice how severely unhelpful this definition of an acre is for me

[Dean Keinan @deankeinan]

Hot take for the layman such as myself:

maybe we can loosely define an acre as the footprint of a Best Buy ?

@BestBuy ??

[New Jersey @NJGov]

wooter