Dean Kelly

Enjoy a bit of cooking. #sourdough fan

[Dean Kelly @deankelly247]

@dieworkwear Man needs a wide brim hat and a cane.

[Dean Kelly @deankelly247]

@anon_opin From a chef point of view I doubt it, it would be more like when a traditional British BBQ is still flaming away and some idiot puts the sausages on. You end up with burnt black on the outside and raw salmonella in the middle

[Dean Kelly @deankelly247]

@anon_opin Small chickens lay small eggs, as they grow bigger their egg sizes grow with them. By your suggestion we should kill all chickens before they get past ‘school age’

[curt @casbeataol]

The crew of the Artemis are currently further away from Trump than any other humans.

Lucky bastards!

[Dean Kelly @deankelly247]

@mancunianmedic Don’t confuse centimetres with inches, 20cm =8inches aprox

[Dean Kelly @deankelly247]

@WETHERSP00NS Can you get this on meal deal for £2.50 with a pint of voddy

[Dean Kelly @deankelly247]

@Parody_PM C4

[Dean Kelly @deankelly247]

@CManson167656 @ThatBloke_Jesus You n me both waiting to call him a cnut

[Dean Kelly @deankelly247]

@qikipedia But does it make a nice cup of tea, and can you get it semi skimmed?

[Dean Kelly @deankelly247]

@bushontheradio School custard from the 70’s

[Dean Kelly @deankelly247]

@fesshole So you are or are pretending to be an American…

[Dean Kelly @deankelly247]

@fesshole While this sounds fine in your head, Amazon will refund you the money from what they owe the independent traders they deliver for. And then still charge the trader for the delivery. Same with returns, but they don’t return the product to the trader. Bezos doesn’t care about them

[Dean Kelly @deankelly247]

@WETHERSP00NS I seriously hope this receives another reply in six months to say you are currently position number 55 in the queue 🤣

[Dean Kelly @deankelly247]

@fuckyouiquit @SizweLo This helicopter was not painted on the ground - it is new indestructible superman class attack helicopter

[Dean Kelly @deankelly247]

@MartinSLewis @itvMLshow To ofgem When will they ditch the standing charge and simply add it to the bills. Therefore low usage households would not be punished. It should also be a sliding scale on charges where unit price for the first x units are priced lower, if a higher user you pay a premium price

[Dean Kelly @deankelly247]

@TheBarmyArmy Worked at Red Lion pub Gatwick North Terminal in 1995, While England team off to https://t.co/6rFB1s9oA2. Lamb managed to persuade barman to fill his lined wine glass up to the brim. I think heavy drinking was compulsory amongst the team then. Long before I had a phone for pics

[Dean Kelly @deankelly247]

@qikipedia It’s probably fair to say that beer is well known for clouding men’s judgment on mating issues - aka beer goggles

[Dean Kelly @deankelly247]

@coltow1974 @bushontheradio @coldwarsteve ?

[Dean Kelly @deankelly247]

@jennyeclair Well what do you expect - there is a ‘free’ toy on it 🐷