🦌DeerDean🦌

he / him / big gay / furry / sometimes artist/ full time joker/ gets ranty on twitter sometimes. hates mondays

[🦌DeerDean🦌 @deanmurffy]

"OH GOD I CAN HEAR GHOST OF THE DEAD BIRDS CHIRPING OUTSIDE, its errie how mich they sound like live birds"

[☄️🥂 𝕻𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖆 ᴿᴬᴳᴱᑫDᵢ̄ᵥ 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖒𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖉✈️ @PartyPrat]

Can I become an icon for the furry community, and should I? — no one should. and Self-appointed role models and figureheads are the worst https://t.co/KhrxOyKaFF

[🦊@[email protected] @FoxCurtailed]

Trying to get by as a millennial be like:

[🦌DeerDean🦌 @deanmurffy]

@KihuBlue Haha I know, probably in the hidden catacombs of the king himself

[🦌DeerDean🦌 @deanmurffy]

Only #90skids will remember this gang

[🦌DeerDean🦌 @deanmurffy]

And yall wonder why Ross is a sadistic man when it comes to those Mario maker levels

[🦌DeerDean🦌 @deanmurffy]

Yeeeeeeeeessss mlem the popcorn

[🦌DeerDean🦌 @deanmurffy]

Jeff Bezos is creating a moon base, I repeat A BALD MULTIBILLIONAIRE IS CREATING A FUCKING MOON BASE

[🦌DeerDean🦌 @deanmurffy]

Holy shit I always thought the mars rover was like 3 feet tall at most, this just knocked my mind dick off into the dirt

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

#tbt to when I got to meet the Mars Rover

[🦌DeerDean🦌 @deanmurffy]

@momoisdead Hence why I called him gross, that shit is not okay.

[🦌DeerDean🦌 @deanmurffy]

As a comedy enthusiast who actually enjoys edge lord humor from time to time, I can honestly tell you this guy is probably only funny to old white guys from the east coast who think it's okay to use slurs and everyone around them is wrong, not surprising he'd do something gross.

[🦌DeerDean🦌 @deanmurffy]

@shuyomondai @jfcwzl Omg what a twisty mow!

[🦌DeerDean🦌 @deanmurffy]

Today as I was driving to work I saw a homeless man on the side of the road sitting eating a hamburger and wearing one of those Unhappy meal crowns from Burger King and thought to myself "this is the most #banksy ass shit I've ever seen in real life"

[🦌DeerDean🦌 @deanmurffy]

@Spiderchoc @dumbmongreldog Damn this tweet smells like mad snitch

[🦌DeerDean🦌 @deanmurffy]

Me listening to metal music: yeah fuck the establishment, fuCK THEM TAKING MY MONEY, MY SWEAT, BLOOD, TEARS & MY SOUL, FUCK THE SYSTEM, BURN IT ALL DOWN!

friend: hey you want to get some Starbucks and go to the mall later?

Also Me: omg yessm plz *bleps and tail wags*

[🦌DeerDean🦌 @deanmurffy]

@WorldFamousIC Haha yeah go figure, some of these LA fucking people think they're better then you just because they have coke habits and have over 500 followers.

[🦌DeerDean🦌 @deanmurffy]

It's always funny to me when I see someone prompting a friend not to say anything about another friend they invited to something because they talk mad shit on them to said friend and don't want them accidentally bringing up their shit talking infront of them #fake

[🦌DeerDean🦌 @deanmurffy]

@WorldFamousIC Pretty much, I just want people to be chill and not be trying to control everything else, though I guess that's asking to much these days Haha

[🦌DeerDean🦌 @deanmurffy]

@WorldFamousIC Idk it's just like, people are such unique and strange creatures with their egos

[🦌DeerDean🦌 @deanmurffy]

@RawrTali Mmmm 6?