Deanna Thomas

wife. nurse. fitness. travel. Jesus. Mommy to Addison Joy🎀 I think I’m hilarious

[Deanna Thomas @deanna_rthomas]

I’m not mentally or emotionally prepared for NFL season🤯😪 #myhusbandhastoomanyfriends #collegefootballplease #mybedtimeis9

[Deanna Thomas @deanna_rthomas]

Need to move to the beach ASAP.

[Deanna Thomas @deanna_rthomas]

@kelsmccafferty Right!?! I seriously love when I disconnect, but it’s so vital for small business and marketing UGH.

[Deanna Thomas @deanna_rthomas]

I used to wake up at 1:50 AM to go to work...😨🤢

[Deanna Thomas @deanna_rthomas]

Lazy workers are my pet peeve. Don’t complain that you aren’t getting that raise or promotion if you’re not even willing to put in work ✌🏼

[Deanna Thomas @deanna_rthomas]

Me and my girl friends: *pull out detailed categorized list of baby names*
The husbands: “I just hope it’s a boy.”

[Deanna Thomas @deanna_rthomas]

If every girl just freakin believed in herself and her worth, this world would be such a different place.

[Hayli Robertus @hayli_robertus]

I don’t trust people who say “no” when the waiter asks if we want more bread

[Deanna Thomas @deanna_rthomas]

@LaurenStorch93 What a naive little man 😂😂😂

[Deanna Thomas @deanna_rthomas]

Negative people are so toxic 🤮🤮

[Deanna Thomas @deanna_rthomas]

I just hung decorative towels up in my guest bathrooms....I’m officially an old woman.

[Deanna Thomas @deanna_rthomas]

Addison is wide awake in her bassinet, watching friends.... #iknowhowtoraisethem

[Deanna Thomas @deanna_rthomas]

I can’t believe I used to spent HOURS getting ready, now I’m like messy bun, mascara, some tinted moisturizer and I’m ready 😎 #momlife? #summerbeauty

[CatherineGiudiciLowe @clmgiudici]

I’ve found that sucking in while weighing yourself does absolutely nothing.

[Deanna Thomas @deanna_rthomas]

@TasteOfCountry You’re Gonna Miss This by Trace Atkins and Then by Brad Paisley!

[Deanna Thomas @deanna_rthomas]

Girls be like, “no dudes in sight, I’ll buy a dog and declare myself dog Mom for the rest of my life.” 😂 #nothating #justfunnyobservations

[CatherineGiudiciLowe @clmgiudici]

I smell like I’ve been barfed on by a baby for six weeks straight.

Oh right...

[Deanna Thomas @deanna_rthomas]

@LaurenStorch93 Awwwwww 💔