Dee

.A broad.
.Not good at tweeting.
.Mom to humans and cats.
.She/her.

[Dee @deannalu]

@salty_nerd I know it's been discussed ad nauseum, but I rarely watch the last seasons of The Office or Parks and Rec. Two of my all time favorite shows, but wish they would have ended on better notes.

[Dee @deannalu]

4yo: is that where #Blippi lives?
Me: I doubt it - he probably lives in a GIANT house on the beach
4: why does he live on the beach?
Me: he's got a LOT of money
4: *shrugs* well we've got a lot of cats

[Dee @deannalu]

@nealbailey @TheGeoCash Let me pick my jaw up off the floor. WOW! thank you!! I read a copy @thegeocash had many moons ago and I haven't been able to get it out of my mind. I've been dying for my husband to read it!

[Dee @deannalu]

Me: Can we compromise?
Toddler: No
Me: Well why?
Toddler: I can't comprim'eyes' but I can compri'knees' and compri'toes'

#toddler #3yearold #kidssaythedarndestthings

[Dee @deannalu]

#Ghostbusters #EctoCooler #Hi-C #windycityghostbusters

[Dee @deannalu]

Coming out of Twitter hiding after 6 years to show off my Ghostbusting kiddos. @Ghostbusters is my oldest's favorite movie - she's showing the new arrival the ropes. @DrinkHiC bring back the Ecto Cooler so they can experience the magic too!

[Dee @deannalu]

@TheGeoCash

[Dee @deannalu]

@TheGeoCash

[Dee @deannalu]

During Catholic Sunday school as a child, #igotbusted for telling another kid to "take a chill pill" because I was "promoting drug abuse"

[Dee @deannalu]

Blank Space by Taylor Swift is just the beginning of the new Mad Libs sing-a-long craze.

[Dee @deannalu]

@TreeHugger815 I wish I knew why that is so satisfying for me

[Dee @deannalu]

You could study abroad or you could study me.

[Dee @deannalu]

Wish I was as emotionally secure as girls with infinity symbol tattoos

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

#GonnaBeAGreatDay! #NothingButOctober @Bharper3407

[Dee @deannalu]

@timshadystandup nah.

[Dee @deannalu]

Still waiting for the term "fartknocker" to make a comeback

[Dee @deannalu]

@timshadystandup just as alive

[Dee @deannalu]

@timshadystandup he's alive!!!

[Dee @deannalu]

My ex had a baby and all I got was this giant bullet that I dodged.

[Dee @deannalu]

They better have pizza or I'm not going. #rsvp #wedding #fullhouse #sorrynotsorry http://t.co/y4KwQxSUxi