pastrami 9000

he/they- Egyptian queer. curator crybaby, food maker. hope ur doing okay

[pastrami 9000 @deanocoolguy]

making these tiny paintings has been bringing me an unreasonable amount of joy

[Jason Overstreet @JasonOverstreet]

President Biden stood in front of a microphone and literally said that he was confident there was a command center under al-Shifa Hospital.

[pastrami 9000 @deanocoolguy]

@AGoldmund here to offer a line from 30 rock that lives in my head rent free: “concrete bung hole where dreams are made up”

[pastrami 9000 @deanocoolguy]

@mpuscas97 i had this exact thought last week

[Yumna @yumna_patel]

An entire army versus a refugee camp. An entire army, funded by billions of U.S. tax dollars, versus thousands of civilians. An entire army versus a few dozen fighters, armed with provisional weapons and the skin of their bones. An entire army, gassing and killing a camp.

[pastrami 9000 @deanocoolguy]

@somethinglowing the hapsburgs of dogs

[pastrami 9000 @deanocoolguy]

from a photograph I took at the New Orleans botanical garden

[pastrami 9000 @deanocoolguy]

making these tiny paintings has been bringing me an unreasonable amount of joy

[pastrami 9000 @deanocoolguy]

@lizzo buy my mom a house

[pastrami 9000 @deanocoolguy]

hey I’m still painting but they’re not always tiny anymore

[pastrami 9000 @deanocoolguy]

@sarahschauer

[pastrami 9000 @deanocoolguy]

smth about the scarf and velvet top makes me feel like an auntie

[pastrami 9000 @deanocoolguy]

@gendereveal I’m two months out of top surgery and I’ve never been hotter

[pastrami 9000 @deanocoolguy]

@somethinglowing thank u

[pastrami 9000 @deanocoolguy]

@mpuscas97 thought this was a juul ad

[pastrami 9000 @deanocoolguy]

hi, it’s been a while! Here’s a new tiny painting I made from one of my favorite pictures I took over the summer

[pastrami 9000 @deanocoolguy]

just flew in from top surgery and boy are my arms immovable

[pastrami 9000 @deanocoolguy]

pirates of the carabiner

[pastrami 9000 @deanocoolguy]

@heavyweight @kalilaholt thank you

[pastrami 9000 @deanocoolguy]

@somethinglowing my geology professor at MCC was so good tbh highly recommend taking a geology class

[pastrami 9000 @deanocoolguy]

@gsaatoaklandu love that y’all are still using the flag I made years ago 🙌🏽💕

[pastrami 9000 @deanocoolguy]

@AmerHysteria I just figure it could always be worse, you know?