dean dervan

Why are you holding my hand?" "Where's your other hand?" "Between two pillows." "Those aren't pillows!

[dean dervan @deanoderv]

Fairplay to #UEFA going
After #infantino get the corrupt fucker out #FIFA

[dean dervan @deanoderv]

Why are #MUFC trying to get a new LB and a new backup Keeper. Whilst we are looking at selling #Vitek and #Amass give them both a chance rather than wasting money doesn't make sense

[dean dervan @deanoderv]

Never thought id say it but bring back Ed Woodward he would've signed Vinny Jr #MUC

[dean dervan @deanoderv]

Viva Espana 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Football the winner there

[dean dervan @deanoderv]

Bring back #Southgate 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #England

[dean dervan @deanoderv]

Why didnt #England go for it??? 25
mins to go hes putting on subs and trying to shut up shop. You cant do that against #Messi and #Argentina

[dean dervan @deanoderv]

Terrible decisions by #Tuchel
When we needed it most #England

[dean dervan @deanoderv]

#Mbappe biggest loser in football
0 world cups
0 European Cups
0 La Ligas
(King of the french league) 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[dean dervan @deanoderv]

#Bellingham what a player and #djedspence what a performance #England

[dean dervan @deanoderv]

Walk like an #Egytian
#Egypt #Argentina

[dean dervan @deanoderv]

I would be very happy if united got #Scott fr #Bournemouth #Bouaddi from #Lille and then bring in #Goretzka on a free for a bit of experience. That would sort out or midfield issue

[dean dervan @deanoderv]

2 best defenders on the pitch #England v #Congo both born in England but playing for #Congo #Tuanzebe and #Wanbisakka

[dean dervan @deanoderv]

#Amad WOW!!!! What a goal #baller #worldcup #Mufc #ivorycoast

[dean dervan @deanoderv]

Im off to bed, this #England team is shite. Gonna win fuck all with these players

[dean dervan @deanoderv]

How the hell is #quanseh on that pitch representing #England #Tuchel
Needs his head checking

[dean dervan @deanoderv]

#Slabhead for last 10 Mins would've been the answer there #England #Tuchel #Maguire

[dean dervan @deanoderv]

Scares the life out of me anytime the ball goes anywhere near #Stones and #OReilly. Need to change it sure up the game #England

[dean dervan @deanoderv]

#england. Wont win anything with this back 4. Terrible

[dean dervan @deanoderv]

#Rashford has to be well fucked off with #Gordon, first he's took his place at #Barca and now he's taking his place in the #England team 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[dean dervan @deanoderv]

Imagine if #Pep fucks off just as the 115 charges land. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #MCFC