Dean Sargeant

[Matt Forde @mattforde]

The single greatest squad reveal video in the history of squad reveal videos

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

For the record, the president of the United States is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, and needs no help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims to have already destroyed last year.

[Dean Sargeant @DeanSargeant]

@currys Succession

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

You can't write comedy like this. 15 seconds of nonsense and then BAM the wide shot takes your breath away. 10/10.

[David Fleming 💙 @Greyingbeard79]

“He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Khalife’s got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again”

Daniel Khalife:

[Dean Sargeant @DeanSargeant]

@tunnell_lee Mate he gets owned on almost every TV and radio show he appears on but yet he continues. For me he needs to get in the bin along with Piers Morgan’s (who I mostly like) weird obsession Harry and Megan.

[Dean Sargeant @DeanSargeant]

💯

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

The new Nike World Cup advert has dropped and it is incredible 😍

https://t.co/9yjs2bIiES

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Matt Hancock in the I'm A Celebrity jungle

[Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport]

So sweet. A lady on the 22:40 to Alicante has just had such a surprise. She sat down and her son walked out the cockpit, in full pilot’s uniform. To say she was shocked was an understatement. Mainly because he’s a bricklayer. Anyway, severe delays while the police arrest him.

[jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1]

I believe the main difference is that one will see you later and the other will see you in awhile. I could be wrong, I'm not a zoologist.

[Russell Kane @russell_kane]

Brits: do you say ‘fried breakfast’ or ‘cooked breakfast’? 🤔

[Dean Sargeant @DeanSargeant]

@joetracini Utter magnificence Joe. Keep fighting the good fight. You’re a legend!

[kim @KimmyMonte]

when your song came on at the club in 1797

[Dean Sargeant @DeanSargeant]

Slow news day guys? @ealingtodaycouk a better story would be the abuse my team received from Ian who I hope doesn’t work with or for you as he’s clearly not well. FYI the property we sold is in the picture. https://t.co/Hq8fGS2DGs

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Hard keeping my mouth sewn shut about this one. ⚔️

[Project Football EPL @ProjectEPL]

"Congratulations to our new leader - I'm sure we can Truss her to lead the country haha!”

“No but seriously soaring energy bills and inflation are crippling the country"

[Ewan @jelly_pack]

we are merely weeks away from "heating is woke"

[José Morgado @josemorgado]

This is fantastic

[The Associated Press @AP]

Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones conceded at trial that he now believes the Sandy Hook Elementary School massacre was "100% real."

The parents who sued Jones said a day earlier that an apology wouldn’t be enough and that he needed to be held accountable. https://t.co/sQoXxuKaYR