Alostro

The black experience is not monolithic

[Alostro @dear6lackchild]

Face card never declining 💸. RT for clear skin 🕯

[Mama’s Gun. @MalikaK_]

What a tough year

[kenn @HelloKennedi]

Beyoncé when she finds out Donk charted:

[leah @Ladii_Leah]

I made the 11%!!

[Alostro @dear6lackchild]

Okay, Ms Harriet Tubman!

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping from an illegal transport truck and making their way home.

They traveled around 17 km together, led by a corgi across highways and fields, now safely back with their respective owners..🐶🐾🥺❤️

[Alostro @dear6lackchild]

EVERY DAMN DAY!

[reeenenene @Areenyyyy]

uni lectures feel like episodes of Dora the Explorer…teacher asks a question,stares at us dramatically n then answers it themselves😭😭

[Alostro @dear6lackchild]

@MalikaK_ Boo! 🍅🍅🍅

[Alostro @dear6lackchild]

Dying to mark an assignment that isn’t AI generated 😭😭😭😭🗣️🗣️🗣️

[Alostro @dear6lackchild]

@MalikaK_ Red pens down!

[Alostro @dear6lackchild]

Are we going to meet this deadline on the 25th @MalikaK_ 😭😭😭😭🗣️🗣️🗣️

[Alostro @dear6lackchild]

@UnkelChubbZ Teenage pregnancy, damn, but congratulations!! 💙💙

[Alostro @dear6lackchild]

Picture this: It's 09:00, you're wearing your nice Givenchy, and in walks one of your students at 09:00, eating FLYERS 🗣🗣😭😭😭!!!!! I wanted to die!

[Alostro @dear6lackchild]

Deep, heavy, negro spiritual sigh.

[Alostro @dear6lackchild]

Your patience is thin, your hormones is right at the rim, you was just goin’ in, fuck it, do it again!

[Alostro @dear6lackchild]

Almost going from fuck buddy to father? One day I'll do a story time.

[Alostro @dear6lackchild]

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[Alostro @dear6lackchild]

@stopitnowman Hold on now, let’s not make hasty decisions

[Mama’s Gun. @MalikaK_]

The way Khanyo and I are going to be joining the #27Club ???? @dear6lackchild I’m keeping our seats warm👍🏾👍🏾

[Alostro @dear6lackchild]

This lady is actually playing in my face. If those test papers are not on my desk by lunch time tomorrow, hmm… 🙂🙂🙂

[Alostro @dear6lackchild]

Now, why would my supervisor send me additional readings?!? Does she know I'm submitting next month? Like baby… I'm running on fumes—STOP! 😭😭🗣🗣

[Alostro @dear6lackchild]

A good thesis is a finished thesis. A good thesis is a finished thesis. A good thesis is a finished thesis. A good thesis is a finished thesis. A good thesis is a finished thesis. A good thesis is a finished thesis. A good thesis is a finished thesis— I just need finish this!

[Alostro @dear6lackchild]

@MalikaK_ @bbeyvibes Yup yup! 🙂‍↕️