Suzi Hough

Little love letters from me to the Internet.
Bookseller at @hicklebees. Museum junkie. Animation nerd.

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I was never very active on Twitter, and under current management I don’t plan to stick around.

Come follow me on Instagram and keep in touch!
https://t.co/40qEap3t00

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@seaniccus

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@salaried_minion @DonnaMia10 Or did the sibling get MORE snack so you need eat their treats to balance it out?

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Our baby just experienced her first earthquake and we missed it because she was at daycare. 😢 Milestones…

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At some point I installed some widget on Chrome that plays Animal Crossing music, and every once in a while I remember and tune in to a K. K. Slider concert.

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“These little cushions will be so be so cute! The baby can use them for tables and chairs.”
…she’s just going to push them up to the edges and climb onto furniture and over her playpen walls, isn’t she?

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Absolutely infuriating!!

[Kelly Yang @kellyyanghk]

#BarnesAndNoble has suddenly decided NOT to carry KEY PLAYER, the 4th FRONT DESK book, coming out in 2 weeks! Here are the new details of their new “nationwide strategy”—only giving shelf space for Top 1-2 books per publisher! I am not Top enough, apparently! 😭 #FrontDeskSeries

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@seaniccus Was he????
Wow, I do not remember that plot point at all.

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WTAF.

[PEN America @PENamerica]

NEW: 52 books by 41 authors are being removed from the libraries of Utah’s largest school district, after an internal library audit determined that they contain “sensitive material” under a new law, and “do not have literary merit.” 1/ https://t.co/j17YBq5gFL

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Why do I always delete the app? I don’t know. I think I just don’t like having financial apps on my phone, and also I’m always running out of space for audiobooks and videos of my baby.

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Every six months or so:
Me: I don’t have Venmo can you take a payment for me?
Husband: You have Venmo.
Me: I have Venmo?
**Download app**
Me: Hey, I have money in Venmo!
**Take payment, forget all about it, delete app a week later. Repeat forever.**

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First cold in 2.5 years. Turns out I’ve forgotten a lot of basics about being sick, like:
- Why did I dislike taking NyQuil?
- Why did I always stick to half-doses even after I became an adult?

My brain is complete mush. It took me fifteen minutes to write this tweet.

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My husband @seaniccus hasn’t tweeted in like a week and I’m concerned. Not enough to do anything or ask him about it, just a generic level of worry on par with the concern I have about the ants mysteriously appearing in our bathroom ever since he stopped tweeting.

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In personal triggers, this is right up there with sneak peak/peek.

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I’m listening to a pitch for a Victorian novel and the presenter keeps referring to Bridgerton kicking off a Victorian wave and Regency does not equal Victorian arrrrrrrgh

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When you realize you’ve been signing off emails with “Have a great weekend!” all afternoon and it’s only Thursday.

[Being J Wood @BeingJWood]

So I got vaccinated and boosted. I socially distanced and masked and guess what? I’m fine. I’ve never been infected. I’ve never been sick. I think there are a lot of people like me. You just never hear from them.

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Our bougie little baby sure likes it though! I think it’s all she’d eat if we let her.

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I brought home a loaf of Rosemary Cranberry from @ManresaBread for the first time.
@seaniccus: This smells like an expensive realtor’s office.