Dear V

[Dear V @dear_v]

Going to ultra requires you to strike the perfect balance between baby prostitute and florist. Such a struggle

[Dear V @dear_v]

Sometimes I think it would be great to sit on Pinocchio's face.

[Dear V @dear_v]

Also Juan Pablo received an Honorary UM Frat Boy Degree

[Dear V @dear_v]

Single livin' ain't so bad when you've got multiple boys sending promiscuous snaps every night. Who to choose, who to choose...

[Dear V @dear_v]

... And the world's noisiest dog award goes to: that chihuahua with the bell collar. #PutYourPoochAway

[Dear V @dear_v]

To the girl walking in front of me: those shorts are too short, PUT YOUR ASS AWAY!!

[Dear V @dear_v]

Some say the NCAA is the top story this morning but I'm still shocked that Kanye proposed to Kim. #DearV @MiamiHurricane

[Dear V @dear_v]

It's so hard to keep up with my perfect eyebrows

[Dear V @dear_v]

I just know he's lying about not needing the money because definitely he's poor

[Dear V @dear_v]

I was going to pay attention in class but then I decided that I'd rather online shop instead. #IWantMyLifeBack #DearV @MiamiHurricane

[Dear V @dear_v]

Your White Girl Plight is too much for me. #IHaveToGetMyUltraTicket #Ugh #DearV @MiamiHurricane

[Dear V @dear_v]

"OMG are you in this class?!" No bitch, I'm just here for fun. #Please #GrowABrain #DearV @MiamiHurricane

[Dear V @dear_v]

Welcome c/o 2017! Act wisely, we're watching! http://t.co/HYq2uRZNOh via @MiamiHurricane

[Dear V @dear_v]

If I see one more pair of ill-fitting khaki shorts, I'm going to rip my toenails off. #OrientationWeek #DearV @MiamiHurricane

[Dear V @dear_v]

Regular notebooks are fine, I just like knowing I'm writing on the same paper as Ernest Hemingway. #Moleskin #DearV @MiamiHurricane

[Dear V @dear_v]

One of life's greatest pleasures: putting orange and green special candies together on Candy Crush. #ItsAllAboutTheU #DearV @MiamiHurricane

[Dear V @dear_v]

Your camelback water bottle makes you look like a giant douchey baby. #ManUpAndGetARealWaterBottle #DearV @MiamiHurricane

[Dear V @dear_v]

My phone autocorrects "day" to "gay" #ADayInTheLife #DearV @MiamiHurricane

[Dear V @dear_v]

Someone has to tell JT that sexy hadn't been back until just now. #perfection #DearV @MiamiHurricane

[Dear V @dear_v]

I don't understand how one could feel so simultaneously fat and skinny. #DearV #ugh #GagMeWithASpoon @MiamiHurricane