haley 🍑

artist / playlist maker / 31 / bi af / she/they / 🔞MDNI

[haley 🍑 @dearbardyb]

🧵 of my fanart for st

[haley 🍑 @dearbardyb]

@ritzycelly will literally fly into dallas for this bc wtf is going on

[haley 🍑 @dearbardyb]

disregard ty all!!

[haley 🍑 @dearbardyb]

coming out of my cage to ask djotwt:

does anyone know someone trying to go to djo tomorrow at the chicago theater? i have an extra ticket in the booth for $165

[haley 🍑 @dearbardyb]

@fallinbacktolix ope sorry! i heard back from a friend who decided to go. so sorry!!

[haley 🍑 @dearbardyb]

coming out of my cage to ask djotwt:

does anyone know someone trying to go to djo tomorrow at the chicago theater? i have an extra ticket in the booth for $165

[haley 🍑 @dearbardyb]

ok logging back off until djo pisses me off again, bye friends

[haley 🍑 @dearbardyb]

@midwestindidjo yes we will 😤

[haley 🍑 @dearbardyb]

@midwestindidjo no he's taking his wife 😩

[haley 🍑 @dearbardyb]

and then said coworker says "but aren't you seeing him 3 other times this year"
"that's not the POINT, I am traveling to those!!"
then he didn't even know a song off twenty twenty or who b.i.g.s.h.r.i.m.p. is

[haley 🍑 @dearbardyb]

do you ever introduce your coworker to your fav artist
happen to have a meeting with them when tix for said fav artist go on sale in YOUR city
know you're ahead of them by a 100 ppl in the queue
then they happen to get tix & you don't bc tm hates you

[haley 🍑 @dearbardyb]

@midwestindidjo i was in a meeting with my coworker who i made him listen to djo and he got tix despite being behind me in the queue. he just went for furthest back tix and only got 2 and that worked. I was full on crashing out over zoom 🥲

[haley 🍑 @dearbardyb]

coming out of hibernation to give a big FUCK YOU to ticketmaster for letting me be 263 in the queue and still not end up with tix despite LIVING HERE AND HAVING CHASE for once

[haley 🍑 @dearbardyb]

ok i’m done with s4 - that was a hoot (and sad. so v v sad.)

by twit it’s been fun 👋

[haley 🍑 @dearbardyb]

back on this cursed app for tonight bc i need a place to scream witcher thoughts as i have them. who cares about that other show dropping a trailer, my one true love is back - witcher spoilers below!!

[haley 🍑 @dearbardyb]

my review of episode 6:

i love yen.
rip istredd, tears were shed.
yen is the most badass goated character ever and DO NOT GO TO STRYGGA CASTLE YOU’RE TOO PRETTY