at lunch my niece was talking about how she wants her little brother to sleep in her room when he grows up so my sister told her that he will never grow up. he's gonna be a baby for his whole life. I think mothers of sick children are heroes. life's hysterical.
i also told our whole director that we have "family issues" and too much "drama" in our center "we need to chill there are real world problems out there" as a statement like im not even complaining to him im just being a yappatrone 3000 my mouth running on premium gas today
if belittling my own feelings was a sport id be a fcking olympic champion lmao. things have been pretty weird. i cannot even tell my best friend about it.
i just came back from the cinema and im feeling like fast food and greasy fried chicken but i also feel like sleeping but i know that I'm in fact not hungry or sleepy but i just wannq ball my eyes out and that's actually it
i was counting on myself being moody bc im just hungry but i just ate and i still feel like hooting and hollering. albeit it could be bc i had grilled chicken instead of fried but who knows
went to turn main power off bc it was still sizzling i almost did it with bare hands and got myself toasted if my sister didn't yell at me to use a stick
*tornado with flooded roads and extreme wind with trees and building fronts breaking*
my boss: your job is hands on you cannot work from home you should come on site ๐คโ๐ป
sir karen's knee can wait until monday she ain't swimming her way for a couple of squats and an ice pack