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multifandom mess

[anactoria @dearersights]

caught some nice sunsets this month

[Out Of Context Barça @ContextfreeFCB_]

🚨 BREAKING: Hamza won’t go back to Barca Atletic. He is now officially part of the first team and we get his first professional contract soon.

The board are convinced about him.

[hera @shiningdaisies]

the f in my name stands for financially responsible that is why there is no f in my name i am buying myself more trinkets

[MC @CrewsMat10]

• He’s a good striker of the ball
• He has a good instinct in the box.
• He’s tall and strong as well.

Hamza Abdelkarim might have just been the striker signing we’ve been asking for.

[🇵🇸 @midosommar]

medievalpeasantslop

[ℛafael / زهره @veranodelmar]

#haalingham

[Mika | REUNITED WITH HUSBAND @funky_insanity]

My cat also “wants” to eat 2kg of kibble in one sitting and also “wants” to lick body lotion, just because they want it doesn’t mean it’s good for them lmao

[why nati? 🌹 @shawnbubu]

people dragging les4les but where is a lesbian dragging me by my collar

[𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 @fcbharrison]

Same Birmingham 😭😭😭😭

[mezzy @jamezmerise]

I told a woman I dated I was bi, she straight up told me “no you’re not” and really tried to argue that I was straight 😭

[🏴 @wifeguyyuta]

as opposed to het men who are not misogynists at all lmaoo

[fio 💖🐄🦂 💖 @astoryinadream]

terrorizing my coworkers so much they apologize to me when they use gen ai

"okay so you're not gonna like what i did" YOU'RE RIGHT!! you wasted ressources for the computer to tell you something wrong bc you couldn't bother to check an official website!!

[.˚✮𝔽𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕫𝕪𝕪 𝕐𝕦𝕟𝕠✮˚. @FritzyyYuno93]

Just opened the app to see Vi getting completely blown away by Kiraboob boom.. What a perfect way to start your day😂🤣

[Chelan876 @mamachell]

3 Bananas? The other fruit don't stand A CHANCE

[Brian @Bri_an2]

WHO SAID DECO DIDN'T SIGN A NUMBER 9?

[mina🫧 @deathsills]

everyone has anxiety, but not everyone has anxiety disorder.

[jorts 🇵🇸 @ftmensch]

my mom started volunteering with autistic children and annoyed one nonverbal student so bad that he literally spoke for the very first time in his life to tell her to shut up

[Anna’s Top Stanna @LinguistReborn]

Homophobic women are so fucking pathetic. “If my man has ever sucked dick and doesn’t tell me before we hook up it’s rape”. No it fucking isn’t. That’s not what rape is. You’re making shit up.

[Dan Harmonyl @DanHarmone]

"War times are over, Korra's world is so peaceful"

Meanwhile the least traumatic korra experience be like :-

[Joe Gallagher @joedgallagher]

I've literally only ever heard women compliment men's long eyelashes so this is just another of many examples of performative masculinity which is done for the male gaze