Having sex with a lot of people is not a flex.
Finding your soul mate & starting a totally self sufficient farm with its own electricity source and water supply…then homeschooling kids who actually grow up wise and virtuous…now that’s something worth bragging about.
My toddler literally has the worst small talk when trying to poop. "I'm just looking at the shower curtain *grunts* Look at the air conditioning vents *grunt* I'm talking about words."
I don't know why you'd want to name your diet especially if you aren't even going to follow the rules for what should be included in your diet.
Unless of course your on the vegan keto-carnivore fruitarian sugar protein fat diet...like me.
Stress increases the demand for sugar, interferes with the use of sugar, and slows metabolism reducing the need for sugar. A well functioning metabolism can use a lot of sugar and get the most out of it...improving energy production.