dwight k. schrute

i just want some taco bell and a back rub

[cristal @cinnabonjovi69]

Well my co worker found out I call him “zaddy” behind his back so work is going great and not awkward at all this morning hbu

[Nēv Schulman @NevSchulman]

Ummmmmm... https://t.co/WiY4W6o766

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

New shoot for @TeenVogue for teens who are only content with #content aimed at teens. #knowyourdemographic

[Kenny G @kennyg]

Hey @chrissyteigen hmu if you want me to help sax-ify your tweets ;) https://t.co/mnz1pV9gZv

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Hey, I like the way you treat me poorly, wanna date?

[Lili Reinhart @lilireinhart]

Love is the only thing we can offer one another at this point. So love really fucking hard. Always.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

New shoot with #stevenklein for @VMAN , check out their site~

[John O'Callaghan @johnmaine]

live as love.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

me: better to be safe than sorry heh heh.

*is sorry anyway*

[dwight k. schrute @dearestannie]

and there's a massive dead scary unidentifiable bug on it. laaaaaaaaaahvly.

[dwight k. schrute @dearestannie]

I got really excited because my parents got blackberries so I pop one in my mouth, obviously love it, go to grab another one...

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Do you like to nap and avoid responsibility? We should date.

[dwight k. schrute @dearestannie]

@kourtney_morin 23 but actin/feelin like i'm 87

[dwight k. schrute @dearestannie]

https://t.co/WEnfOHtiEz

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

On today, the day of my birth, I would like to say: I remember all of it, every second, and it was disgusting.

[dwight k. schrute @dearestannie]

tfw when you have $16 to your name until payday but you want coffee and bagels and french toast sticks and cinnamon rolls

[John O'Callaghan @johnmaine]

You can't make it last, so make it count.

[John O'Callaghan @johnmaine]

Be good to yourself.

[John O'Callaghan @johnmaine]

How wonderful I am at making a mess.