Jessica

corrupt without charm

[Jessica @dearestpenelope]

The best part of having an ocean view is that everyday I stare out wistfully and imagine killing myself in it

[Jessica @dearestpenelope]

It's June and I wonder when your birthday is

[Jessica @dearestpenelope]

Have I nothing to say or am I dead inside

[Jessica @dearestpenelope]

I wish the federal government would divert funds from the military to instead pay me to kiss my dog on the snoot

[Jessica @dearestpenelope]

Why are so many guys bald

[Jessica @dearestpenelope]

Day one of winter break and I have already begun sleeping on the sofa

[Jessica @dearestpenelope]

@sarah_shmerling HEY SARAH!

[Jessica @dearestpenelope]

My bar is so low that I become enamored when a man addresses me by name.

[Jessica @dearestpenelope]

How much diarrhea could one person have!

[Jessica @dearestpenelope]

Can my bathroom Google home hear me blasting ass?

[Jessica @dearestpenelope]

Aj cook is soooo beautiful

[Jessica @dearestpenelope]

I think if I were a billionaire, I'd go corrupt so fast. Like I would probably hunt humans most dangerous game style

[Jessica @dearestpenelope]

I deleted all my dating apps and I'm soooooo bored

[Jessica @dearestpenelope]

Purposefully not going to spiral

[Jessica @dearestpenelope]

I had a dream j and i and it was actually love which is so so stupid

[Jessica @dearestpenelope]

A sign of stupid life

[Jessica @dearestpenelope]

I hate you I love you

[Jessica @dearestpenelope]

Oh memories....I bought my house the same anniversary day my dad died

[Jessica @dearestpenelope]

Reeeeeeality check

[Jessica @dearestpenelope]

There are still too many humans

[Jessica @dearestpenelope]

What do you mean your ex graduated high school the year before I was BORN?