Jonathan Gwyer

Whitstable resident and lover. Builder of @fairlymarv websites - opinions definitely my own!

[Jonathan Gwyer @deargeek]

Not been able to login to @managewp for 4 days now - does not bode well for 2025 :(

[Jonathan Gwyer @deargeek]

That'll be me then... https://t.co/fqE15PP5cA

[Jonathan Gwyer @deargeek]

@jeffsprogress

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

It would be a real shame if this tweet by Elon Musk (in 2022) saying that Trump is too old to be president went viral.

You know what to do.

[Jonathan Gwyer @deargeek]

Every day, in every way, @PirschAnalytics gets better and better.

[Pirsch Analytics @PirschAnalytics]

Pirsch version 2.8 is live! 🥳🎉

We've added a whole bunch of new features and improvements.

Below is a quick summary of them 👇

[Jonathan Gwyer @deargeek]

@NikkiPilkington If only they had an "I don't care" button.

Actually, I'd quite like one of those buttons for so many things.

[Jonathan Gwyer @deargeek]

@NikkiPilkington Those who can, do...

[Jonathan Gwyer @deargeek]

@GaryWinstanley OMG, you know Count Binface?

[Jonathan Gwyer @deargeek]

@GaryWinstanley True, but we'd also see more seats for the Greens and Libdems, forcing a parliament that works together instead of pushing division. I think. Hope.

[Jonathan Gwyer @deargeek]

@LouCalvey Those damn illegal immigrants.

[Jonathan Gwyer @deargeek]

@endoadenoandme I blame reality TV - they only film it like that because it's easier to hear both sides of the conversation - don't do it in real life!

[Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward]

Rishi Sunak's Big D-Day Snub - A Definitive Thread...

Rishi Sunak skipped out on the main D-Day commemorations yesterday to rush home and record an ITN interview that won't even air until Wednesday next week.

1/8

[Jerry Hicks @JerryHicksUnite]

Retweet if you stand with Diane Abbott
https://t.co/xtYAuVUGoH #DianeAbbott
Breaking : This 👇

[Jonathan Gwyer @deargeek]

Booking Friday 5th July off. Will need to sleep after 6 weeks of this.

[Jonathan Gwyer @deargeek]

@DIHarryBatt All those in favour - wey aye!

[Jonathan Gwyer @deargeek]

@PirschAnalytics Excellent. I'd love a way to escape my self-hosted Matomo 😉

[Jonathan Gwyer @deargeek]

Oh, @lloyds_direct what have you done? The @Pharmacy2U website is a disaster compared to yours. Once it had stopped coming up with errors, order finally processed only to be charged twice for one order.

[Jonathan Gwyer @deargeek]

Our clients love their Pirsch dashboards - which means I love it too!

[Pirsch Analytics @PirschAnalytics]

April was nothing to write home about, but slow and steady wins the race!

📅 MRR: $8,439 → $8,575 (+1.6%)

😀 Subscribers: 490 → 512 (+4.5%)

The goal is to cover two salaries and all ancillary costs by the year's end, which is totally doable.

#openstartup #buildinpublic

[Jonathan Gwyer @deargeek]

Hmm. Now that everyone is leaving, contemplating my return to Twitter. To be fair, it's the doge that's piqued my interest.