Dear Abby

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[Dear Abby @dearkinney]

horse girls shouldn't be allowed to foster children

[Dear Abby @dearkinney]

horse girls are weird. just get a boyfriend or a dog.

[Dear Abby @dearkinney]

also, i'm never going to read your book if you keep tripping me with scooters

[Dear Abby @dearkinney]

can everyone stop tripping people with scooters. wack as hell

[matthew @gayinterludes]

I need to makeout w someone's son

[Andrew Reed @andrewreed_]

happy national boyfriend day to the guy who sucked on my toes then said he liked our casual thing we got going on

[Dear Abby @dearkinney]

this isn't easy for me either but i'm doing we both wanted so that should mean something

[Dear Abby @dearkinney]

it's really cute how you're pretending you don't have an eating disorder

[Dear Abby @dearkinney]

my family is so mid

[Dear Abby @dearkinney]

yeah i'm just gonna go ahead and block your mom while i block out the thoughts of your inappropriate relationship with her #yucky

[Dear Abby @dearkinney]

on this episode of will you grow a pair

[Dear Abby @dearkinney]

what do you do when three bites no thank you becomes supersize me?

[Dear Abby @dearkinney]

a funny boy with a backwards flat bill hat will make me flatline 🫠

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

The Rams are a great football team

[Dear Abby @dearkinney]

honestly, dating a guy who can't dress, ick

[Dear Abby @dearkinney]

it's like putting your phone on dnd doesn't even mean anything anymore

[Dear Abby @dearkinney]

wanna make out?

[Dear Abby @dearkinney]

here we go again

[Messages @thesadsms]

i still care, i’m just tired.