Demon Daddy

Photographer/Graphic Designer. Real housewives enthusiast & fast food connoisseur. ♈️

[Demon Daddy @dearmichaelroy]

Downtown has turned into Fucking i-robot with all these damn waymos. Im over it

[Demon Daddy @dearmichaelroy]

The way that I’ve only had a baby bell cheese today. Call me Bella hadid.

[Demon Daddy @dearmichaelroy]

Birthday weekend bender has been monumental. Thanks for all the love! 💕✨

[5☆ @bttcch]

my ass getting fatter idk what to tell yall

[Demon Daddy @dearmichaelroy]

Where the hell is the single LANA DEL REY ?

[Demon Daddy @dearmichaelroy]

I drunk texted my therapist last night.

[Demon Daddy @dearmichaelroy]

I lasted 12 days being sober. I need to be banned from dumonts.

[Demon Daddy @dearmichaelroy]

“ I haven’t exactly been a ball of joy Melvin”

[sine. @sneminaj]

Being single feels so safe.

[Demon Daddy @dearmichaelroy]

The way i lost my phone two times tonight.

[Demon Daddy @dearmichaelroy]

I’m allergic to Gin.

[gm @graveyyyyyy]

Leaving people alone >>>

[rem @5remmm]

Isolationship

[jynx @jynxbby]

haters mad because i’m a cutie patootie

[Demon Daddy @dearmichaelroy]

KAPPO KAPOO was fucking phenomenal.

[Demon Daddy @dearmichaelroy]

I only had two martinis tonight - so demure of me.

[Demon Daddy @dearmichaelroy]

“Verse” to me means a dominate oral top but a submissive bottom boy.

[Demon Daddy @dearmichaelroy]

I’ll always be the pretty ex.

[Demon Daddy @dearmichaelroy]

A car cigarette is my favorite kind of cigarette.

[Demon Daddy @dearmichaelroy]

Fuck these dating apps - I’m just gonna start roaming the aisles of HEB for a boyfriend.