Dev

sanity thief and angel adjacent 9*. °

[Dev @dearrdevon__]

soap suds, pretty soles & boyfriend privileges 🫧

not that you’d be familiar with that last part…. 😬🫨

[Daisy @MissDaisyonss]

I called one of my guy friends over today and took his phone from him for 12 hours straight and gave him a long list of chores to do in my apartment. His ugly girlfriend kept calling him so eventually I got fed up and answered and told her he’s busy right now and hung up LMAOOO

[Daisy @MissDaisyonss]

Beta LOSER

[Daisy @MissDaisyonss]

I made one of my English subs that used to serve in the Royal Navy put his Poppy that he wore to the war in Afghanistan in the toilet and piss all over it. I then made him kneel in front of the leader of the IRA and bow down to him, English people are such losers,fuck the Poppy.

[Daisy @MissDaisyonss]

I need a footstool, get on all fours and don’t even dare to move without my permission loser.

[Daisy @MissDaisyonss]

Keep drooling over my dirty smelly socks loserrr 🧦

[Iyssa @lyssawins____]

Hey loser

[Iyssa @lyssawins____]

choke on these dirty socks

[Iyssa @lyssawins____]

doing vid replies & voice notes tn

[Dev @dearrdevon__]

the problem you prayed for 🎀 🖤🙇‍♂️

[Dev @dearrdevon__]

your lungs: negotiating with my thighs

you'd thank me inbetween gasps and we both know it. losers make the best furniture 💋

[Dev @dearrdevon__]

loserism is suddenly becoming a concerningly scalable business model 🤨

[Dev @dearrdevon__]

I need a slave to eat my shit 💩