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Closing the gap between the sports obsessed and bewildered. Founded and operated by Ezra Fischer.

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@TomKislingbury So until then we operate off of snap percentage.

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@TomKislingbury Do team snaps after one week indicate anything about snap volume for the rest of the year?

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@AnnaNowo Oh God. Quickly tries to remember what I was eating in the weeks before conceiving my XY child.

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@gusvoorhees You're gonna have to do something about Sarah Henry and her annual post if you want that crown.

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@gusvoorhees He's a very clean old man...

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@MichaelBaumann Station Agent!!!

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@gusvoorhees Mmh. I have thoughts but would rather not put them on the internet. :)

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@gusvoorhees Oh sure. But I feel like you often dismiss the surface level experience that probably 95% of people are experiencing. If you want to get deep into it in a historical way, I'd be curious what you find. My uneducated guess is IRA fundraising?

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@gusvoorhees Big deal in my household.

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@gusvoorhees You love to complain about people loving to complain! I love to complain about people who love to complain about people loving to complain! And we all love complaining about Artie!

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@gusvoorhees Did you know we gave Hazel the middle name Vepi because it's apparently the name my dad's family went by in Europe? Does that mean I should watch this?

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@gusvoorhees Then neither has your new phone!

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@gusvoorhees @jessehawken Kiss kiss, bang bang

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@gusvoorhees Who?

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@gusvoorhees I want a director's cut of that movie where it ends five minutes before it ends.

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@McNamaraDynasty Stubborn or stupid? Not trading Justyn Ross for a 2nd round rookie pick? Not Superflex

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@gusvoorhees Start bringing one with you wherever you go.

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@gusvoorhees Yeah, I stopped singing it when I realized I was singing Dixie. But it's an extraordinarily silly song, so it's possible it was an anti- confederate parody. Gotta look it up, I guess

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@gusvoorhees What do you know about the silly song, "I had a horse and his name was Bill" sung to the tune of Dixie.