Dear Stranger

Daily passive aggressive notes to strangers. Also on Instagram @dearstrangerfu
#dsfy

[Dear Stranger @dearstrangerfu]

Dear stranger, thanks for sharing the relics of your rectal examination. Fuck you. #dsfy

[Dear Stranger @dearstrangerfu]

Dear stranger, I hope the beer was great. Fuck you. #dsfy

[Dear Stranger @dearstrangerfu]

Dear stranger, if you want to get on the train you need to let me out first. Fuck you. #dsfy

[Dear Stranger @dearstrangerfu]

Dear stranger, that pole on the train you were leaning against doesn’t want your ass cheeks wrapped around it. Fuck you. #dsfy

[Dear Stranger @dearstrangerfu]

Dear stranger, I really enjoyed listening to the full One Direction discography on the tube this morning. Fuck you #dsfy

[Dear Stranger @dearstrangerfu]

Dear stranger, I didn’t know you and your four friends HAD to have the entire pavement all to yourself. Fuck you. #dsfy

[Dear Stranger @dearstrangerfu]

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[Dear Stranger @dearstrangerfu]

Dear stranger, I hope you’re enjoying the newspaper from over my shoulder. I didn’t realise it was yours too. Fuck you. #dsfy

[Dear Stranger @dearstrangerfu]

Dear stranger, next time I hold a door open for you and you don’t thank me, I will smash it back in your face. Fuck you. #dsfy

[Dear Stranger @dearstrangerfu]

Dear stranger, thanks for taking up the whole of the train aisle. Where else would you put all of your ignorance? Fuck you. #dsfy

[Dear Stranger @dearstrangerfu]

Dear stranger, the bag you stole yesterday was mine. Fuck you. #dsfy

[Dear Stranger @dearstrangerfu]

To all the strangers stinking of sweat at 8am or leaving empty cans in the bus. Fuck you. #dsfy @thefatjew_

[Dear Stranger @dearstrangerfu]

Dear stranger, I believed you tried a new version of the helicopter in the toilet. The wall is spangled with pee stars. Fuck you. #dsfy

[Dear Stranger @dearstrangerfu]

Dear stranger, I really enjoyed listening to the full album of One Direction in the tube this morning. Fuck you. #dsfy

[Dear Stranger @dearstrangerfu]

Dear stranger, your Mario Kart skills suck. Fuck you. #dsfy

[Dear Stranger @dearstrangerfu]

Dear stranger, I hope you’re enjoying the newspaper from over my shoulder. I didn’t realise it was yours too. Fuck you. #dsfy

[Dear Stranger @dearstrangerfu]

Dear stranger, that pole on the train you were leaning against doesn’t want your ass cheeks wrapped around it. Fuck you. #dsfy

[Dear Stranger @dearstrangerfu]

Dear stranger, I hope you will break your neck slipping on that paper full of shit you left on the toilet floor. Fuck you. #dsfy

[Dear Stranger @dearstrangerfu]

Dear stranger, thanks for the shower provoked by your car. I was too warm. Fuck you. #dsfy

[Dear Stranger @dearstrangerfu]

Dear stranger, it's always a delight to sense the warmth of your leg. Those bus seats clearly help serendipitous encounters. Fuck you. #dsfy