𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕙á𝕚𝕣

Professional freeloader, general layabout and all-around ne'er-do-well. Largely worthless.

[𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕙á𝕚𝕣 @dearthair]

Wow, I forgot Xitter exists until someone tried to hack my account. So thanks I guess?

I use Threads, like all civilised people do, so if you’re one of the 8 people still on this racist shitpile of a platform, come find me over there.

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[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

The letter X will be holding a press conference later today. #TwitterX

[𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕙á𝕚𝕣 @dearthair]

I have been on hold with @TELUSsupport for six hours now. SIX. HOURS. What the hell is going on over there?

[𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕙á𝕚𝕣 @dearthair]

So… Elon is pretty shitty at this whole Twitter thing huh? I wonder if his other businesses are only successful because he leaves them alone and doesn’t get involved…

[𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕙á𝕚𝕣 @dearthair]

After an hour of fighting with @twitch and their stupid-ass fucking website it’s easy to see that they went to shit after Amazon purchased them. Megacorps wrecking everything good in the world yet again.

[𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕙á𝕚𝕣 @dearthair]

I think #HouseOfTheDragonHBO has lost me. It becomes more tiring each episode. Terrible terrible writing that was redeemed by good acting early on. Now it’s just chewing scenery on forced and hackney scripts. Every episode gets worse.

[𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕙á𝕚𝕣 @dearthair]

The shock value from #GameOfThrones is all gone, it’s not shocking anymore it’s just tedious. Now it’s honestly just creepy. But not the characters. The producers who are putting this in front of us. I’ll keep trying it, but I think B&W killed Game of Thrones as a franchise.

[𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕙á𝕚𝕣 @dearthair]

So I’m two episodes in to #HouseOfTheDragon and so far it’s roughly on par with some shit like Days Of Our Lives or General Hospital. We’ve spent an hour or so watching as people try and give an elderly king their young daughters as a bride.

[Melissa Navia 🚀 @melissaCnavia]

Curious: Has Mr. Shatner seen any episodes of DISCO or SNW? Or Lower Decks? Didn’t he not watch himself on TOS? I know actors who can’t watch their own work, but oh boy, not me. “All Those Who Wander” hit me differently after losing my partner. He, too, fixed what was broken. ✨

[𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕙á𝕚𝕣 @dearthair]

@AndyDidorosi Do removable doors count as A/C?

[𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕙á𝕚𝕣 @dearthair]

If your religion tells you that we need to ban abortion so you can regulate women’s bodies then it’s time we make your religion illegal.

[𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕙á𝕚𝕣 @dearthair]

This week’s SNW was the worst episode in the series so far and it was still better than 90% of television, and sadly, better than the #ObiWan finale. Also I will readily tune in just for the Pike/Ortegas banter. Seriously someone give these writers a cookie. #StrangeNewWorlds

[𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕙á𝕚𝕣 @dearthair]

Well, the #ObiWan series ended and it was… fine. It didn’t embarrass itself, but it felt like it hit like 60-70% of the potential it had, it just never really got going as a series. It wasn’t bad. It just never got up to the level of being good. #StarWars #ObiWanfinale

[𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕙á𝕚𝕣 @dearthair]

@AmazonHelp It’s with YOUR DRIVERS. In the Amazon vans. I have a big sign that reads “PARCELS GO IN THE MAILBOX AT THE OTHER DOOR” and they will leave the parcel SITTING ON THAT SIGN ON THE GROUND.

[𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕙á𝕚𝕣 @dearthair]

Thank you, @amazonca for giving me the opportunity to play hide and seek every time I order something from you. Why you can’t put a fucking parcel in a mailbox I have no idea. Each time I get to wander around my house and try and find where your dipshit driver left my parcel.

[Patrick Gagnon 🍁 @patgagnon_75]

Pierre Poilievre will make Canada the freest country on earth to the same degree Donald Trump made America great again.

[𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕙á𝕚𝕣 @dearthair]

Hands up if you audibly responded to “Hullo there!” with a cry of “GENERAL KENOBI.”
#blatantpandering #fanservice #needsmoreFiloni #ObiWan #StarWars #ObiWanfinale #obiwankenobi

[𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕙á𝕚𝕣 @dearthair]

Gaming community: *huge angry backlash over Diablo Immortal requiring up to $500k in microtransactions to level up a single build to max power*
@Blizzard_Ent: “HEY LOOK HOW MUCH MONEY WE’RE MAKING LOL”

[𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕙á𝕚𝕣 @dearthair]

@mayorblaine I refuse to call myself Albertan even though I’ve lived here for almost 15 years. I’m just… delayed here… until I can move home.

[𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕙á𝕚𝕣 @dearthair]

This is the kind of toxic elitist bullshit that turns every fandom into a cesspool of assholes. #StrangeNewWorlds is arguably the best show on television right now, and I hope it drives people like this away from the franchise so we never have to hear them again.

[Robert Meyer Burnett, Viceroy of Verisimilitude @RMBee]

SNW is for people who’ve never read a science fiction novel. Before flinging your ire and your Simpsons “Yelling at clouds” meme at me, instead tell me your favorite SF novel and why. I will absolutely judge your answers, so you’d better give me excellent titles…

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

It’s hard to believe you’re the best I could do.