DearFellas

“get thee to a punnery” - W Shakespeare

[DearFellas @DearTinderfella]

He is pathetic. Even more pathetic is how long it’s taken to get to this point. May God have mercy on his soul bc I am fresh out. Burn it down.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Singer R. Kelly has been arrested in Chicago on federal sex crime charges, according two law enforcement sources. - @NBCChicago https://t.co/lbD9NPwxGv

[DearFellas @DearTinderfella]

@DatingInMy30s Boooooo! It all started when my little town became an “it city” - complete nonsense.

[DearFellas @DearTinderfella]

@LastSingleGirI My last boyfriend’s firstborn child is 8 years old. I feel your pain, sister.

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@DatingInMy30s I can’t answer calls anymore I get so many robo calls about healthcare coverage.

[DearFellas @DearTinderfella]

@SlowSlownews @_youhadonejob1 I hear your drunk self is who you truly are at your core. If so, I am a cuddler who can’t stop giggling.

[DearFellas @DearTinderfella]

@TheSerialDatist I told him I felt that voting for a candidate based on a single issue was myopic. He said he didn’t know what that word meant & continued on his diatribe. Didn’t even skip a beat. 😂

[DearFellas @DearTinderfella]

@TheSerialDatist Other guy hugged me from behind before I knew he was there (had never met before!) then took my hands, spread my arms wide to look me up and down and said, “most middle aged women really struggle w belly fat but you look pretty healthy!” I still laugh at this one.

[DearFellas @DearTinderfella]

@TheSerialDatist First was a guy who lectured me for an hour why I should vote for Hilary due to her stance on Israeli-Palestine conflict. For 45 min. After 10 min, I timed him to see how long he would go. It was fascinating. The waitress checked on me 4x.

[DearFellas @DearTinderfella]

Happy Fathers Day indeed. The world needs more men like this one.

[DearFellas @DearTinderfella]

@VPestilenZ This may be the only reason I am still on Twitter. Food hacks.

[DearFellas @DearTinderfella]

@NewYorkCliche I appreciate this game

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@LastSingleGirI Let’s say he gets laid once a week. If he thinks his “sole perpose” is sex, what does he do with the other 10,077 minutes that week?

[DearFellas @DearTinderfella]

PSA: 1. One can be a realtor, but not a relator nor deal in relaty. It’s called real estate for a reason. 2. It is skittish, not skiddish. 3. It is not “snip it in the butt” it is “nip it in the bud.” #grammar #spelling #makeitstop

[DearFellas @DearTinderfella]

@PolyGalSeeks

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@BadDatesUk Last boyfriend situation was about 2007. Online dating took my will to live. So it took it back and do whatever I want now.

[DearFellas @DearTinderfella]

@mrsmop68 I was on a low dose of lexapro for a year, then I weaned off. Super helpful. The meds plugged the hole that was sinking my boat, but I still had to do the work to row to shore and fix it. Lexapro saved my life. My dog continues to save it.

[DearFellas @DearTinderfella]

Dear fellow drivers - GET OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONES. You are putting everyone around you at risk. You are incredibly selfish. STOP IT.

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@SingleScalpel @scalpelbae Dakine. I have pink/black plaid set of 3 bags. Survived 10 years of consistent travel. Still look pretty good.

[DearFellas @DearTinderfella]

Win - home safe. Win - with dog. Win - and snacks. Win - comfy pants. Ideal partner fella into same.

[DearFellas @DearTinderfella]

Current love life status: go out and risk being featured on a murder doc or stay home and watch one.