Alyssa

Film and TV Producer, movie buff, Washington Caps hockey fan, swimmer, foodie, born and raised Washingtonian.

[Alyssa @deathbylemon]

@yennylouie Woo hoo!

[Alyssa @deathbylemon]

@latimes That’s a really shady move from the studio. Next level nasty.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Moose. He has been accused of stealing a carrot. Too bad there's no evidence to back that up. 13/10

[Alyssa @deathbylemon]

@SamHeughan

[Sam Heughan @SamHeughan]

Wow

[EmmaFleurot Parker🇦🇷 🇧🇪🧉🐾🪻🌺🌿🌞 @emmafarrjar]

un monstre sous le banc...😮😬😱🥺

[Alyssa @deathbylemon]

@Bornakang She’s just been out hunting and needed a cuddle.

[Alyssa @deathbylemon]

@RichardEGrant You look fabulous. Love the jacket.

[Alyssa @deathbylemon]

Ha!

[Le Cinéphiles @LeCinephiles]

Oppenheimer marketing meeting

[Bastian 💫 @BastianGct]

L’eschatlade

#cats #chat

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Dear Ma & Pa MAGA,
Donald trump is not being “indicted for you.”
He‘s never done a thing for you.
Here’s what he promised you:
He said he would lower drug prices.
He didn’t.
He said he’d protect people with pre-existing conditions.
He didn’t.
He said he would repeal the Affordable Care Act, and replace it with something “beautiful.”
He didn’t.
He promised to eliminate the federal deficit.
He didn’t.
As a matter of fact, he increased it by almost $7.8 trillion.
He promised an infrastructure bill was coming in “2 weeks”.
It never came.
He promised to build a wall and make Mexico pay for it.
He didn’t and they didn’t.
He promised his tax cuts for the wealthy & corporations would pay for themselves.
They won’t.
In fact - they added $2 trillion to our national debt.
He promised to end the opioid crisis, ‘bring back coal’, protect steel jobs, increase wages, stop factories from moving overseas, enact term limits, show his taxes & that Hillary Clinton would be “locked up”.
He didn’t & she’s isn’t.
He said he would make America great and put America first.
He let a pandemic ravage the country unabated and kept our national security secrets in his bathroom.
And here’s what he did:
He used YOUR money to pay-off a porn star, mocked a disabled reporter, attacked a POW, bragged about sexual assault, got impeached (twice), lost re-election, plotted a coup, incited an insurrection, and stole highly classified documents he knew he wasn’t allowed to show anyone, but did.
So now he has found himself indicted on 34 state felony counts & 37 federal ones, all while still facing many more.
He didn’t do any of that “for you”.
He’s an incurious, incompetent imbecile, who is as corrupt and self-obsessed as he is dumb.
And he’s really, really dumb.
He’s a sociopathic traitor who’s done nothing for you.
Nothing.
He’s being indicted because of HIS actions.
His selfishness.
His disregard for the law and for the safety of our citizens.
Because the truth is, that aside from how much money you’ll send him to pay his many, many lawyers, that he doesn’t give a f*ck about you.
He doesn’t do anything for anyone but himself.
And getting indicted is 100% about him. Not you.

Believe me.

[Alyssa @deathbylemon]

@hmcfabulous Oh, he looks like a classic model. Sweet.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Who did this?

[B&S @_B___S]

Just taking a nap after eating all the strawberry jam

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

LOCK HIM THE FUCK UP!!

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

You know who wasn’t just indicted on 7 federal charges in relation to their handling of classified information?

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

This has never been more perfect than it is right now. 😂

[Alyssa @deathbylemon]

@WeberPowers

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

New Yorkers urged to remain vigilant after Donald Trump is rendered completely invisible.