Jacob

Let's be honest, who actually gives a shit?

[Jacob @deathcorefb6]

Can I just fast-forward to the part of my life where I have a family and am happy? Hell, I'll settle for just being truly happy and stable at this point.

[Jacob @deathcorefb6]

You really don't understand how fucked up you are until you're filling out a self-eval form. Lol so many checkmarks

[Jacob @deathcorefb6]

Just me and the SoCo tonight

[Jacob @deathcorefb6]

What a crock of shit lmao #LUV #nonsense

[Red Wings Diehards™ @RedWingDiehards]

Just found this on my phone 😭😭😭😭😭

[Jacob @deathcorefb6]

Once again finding myself hooked on Punk Goes Pop covers

[Jacob @deathcorefb6]

Holy shit my dad has mellowed out in the past 4 years.

[Jacob @deathcorefb6]

Fuckin' shit up, as usual. https://t.co/VBXj4UShan

[Jacob @deathcorefb6]

🎶Oh how I love double standards🎶

[Jacob @deathcorefb6]

I consider myself a high-functioning alcoholic.

[Jacob @deathcorefb6]

Shady stuff is going on in KSI tonight.

[Jacob @deathcorefb6]

This is the funeral of the Earth.

[Jacob @deathcorefb6]

@fullofkel Sums up me pretty well. Talk shit behind my back, then expect me to fix your car for free? Yeahoksure.

[Jacob @deathcorefb6]

I hate staying up this late. I always end up thinking emotionally instead of logically. Ugh.

[Jacob @deathcorefb6]

A bottle of Disaronno is fair compensation for watching an English Lab puppy for a day, right?

[Jacob @deathcorefb6]

This country is a fucking joke. Anyone else want to move to a remote island with me?

[Jacob @deathcorefb6]

Our political system is fucking disgusting. Apparently the law only applies to "normal" people. What a fucking scumbag.

[Jacob @deathcorefb6]

It's funny how quickly someone can go from one "love" to another.

[Jacob @deathcorefb6]

If you think this level of quality is acceptable in wiring, you deserve the high amperage shock you're going to get

[Jacob @deathcorefb6]

Already loving the Super Bowl commercials.