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I be shiddin n fardin

[👍🏼 @mbrma7ii]

I feel so happy knowing that millions of Argentinians will go to sleep hungry tonight while losing the World Cup final on top of it.

[Paxxiana Benihana @paxxiefbaby]

whoever created deodorant was fed the hell up

[B.A. Turner - Vigilantes' Creed @baturner_vc]

@HomerPavlos Why didn't you type this in Greek?

Kind of disrespectful to bend the knee and type this in English to get more clicks right?

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

It’s called broad daylight because women light up the world

[WIRED @WIRED]

Yesterday, WIRED learned that Madison Square Garden was suing us for our accurate reporting.

We stand by our work. That’s why we’re removing the paywall from two of the MSG stories they don’t want you to read, making them free for everyone.

[Mona Lisa @monalisa_xox]

Notice how many people are staring at me and not this manwhore's musty chest

[xMoosex @xastupidx]

just booked a vasectomy and they scheduled me in for 9/11 they really snippin my tower twin

[Fryddéryk @Frydderyk]

Combined net worth of a happy meal.

[Shmooogan Shmooosey @UngluedToast]

Y'all are going to have to stop naming your cats Miso and Mochi man cut it out

[s @skaterz090]

they hate on me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas

[chey @iwishurosesxo]

microdosing hell by thinking

[Tuit por Contrato @TuitPorContrato]

"Somos latinos y tenemos que apoyar a Argentina"

Yo mañana:

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Norway donated all proceeds from its World Cup qualifying match against Israel to support humanitarian efforts in Gaza.

[Lucy Dacus @lucydacus]

he will be more useful to this earth as the dirt he will become

[Annalise Keating @Ariannnyy_]

Colonizer
Colonizer
Nazis
Colonizer

[buxom and bald @BitchassChicken]

you’re more racist than the US without the money

you’re more classist than Europe without an upper class

you’re nationalists with no cultural exports

you’re Zionists for free

you look down on your neighbors while being broker than them

you’re third world without good food

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

when a piece of shit dies this website truly comes together

[zedsamcat🏳️‍🌈✡️ @zedsamcat]

JK Rowling naming a Muslim:

[Isi Breen @isaiah_bb]

The degree to which some Americans take pride in never, ever doing something for someone else’s benefit, astonishes me every day.

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

The looksmaxxers are tapping into alchemical theories of immortality that would have left a Tang dynasty emperor speechless