This is how we found her, sir...
Barely responsive. Pink lipstick marks everywhere.
Permanent heart eyes. Half her levels missing.
All we've managed to get out of her were lazy moans...
What the heck could've happened here last night??
Stay-at-home boyfriends are the future. This is what real feminism looks like. Women fought for the right to be wage slaves, and now they get to live out their dream. It’s time to step up and provide for their men.
Of course this is how I heal you, just don't look at any of your other statuses~
+.5 health regen
-300 max health
-75% exp gain
+80% "reward realocation"
-69% chance of divine intervention
-100% curse resistance
I want to send your brain on a happy lil vacation.
Your responsibilities and obligations can't reach you when you're nice and snug between here, so lets give up on adulting just for a bit.
Give mama a hug?
Some people say if you plant your face under the butt of a princess she might use you as a seat… it’s probably a creepy lie made up by weirdos lol~ who would actually do that?