Deathmatch Fag

hot trannies watch indie wrestling. VNDL40masonpilled. plural,lvl2 autistic. Matt Watson jumped on me once.

[jame @kloogans]

my buddy: i'll be there at 8

me trying to get a new saying going: whatever sprinkles your dinkle brotha

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Imagine you try to return ET home and find our he’s like his species most notorious pedophile

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

trans girl version of cumtown called two-drops-of-a-watery-substancetown.

[turbomander @turbomander]

friend: did you read that article I sent you about the negative effects of too much phone screen time? apparently the surgeon general gave like, a warning about blue light and ….
me *no longer listening*: hmm…sturgeon general…

[Isaac and Luxo🎙️ @isaacandluxo]

I don’t have time to draw this, but I really wanted to contribute to this trend with an idea I had. So I made this little edit

Maybe someday I’ll draw it but this idea felt too good to not try and make

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

the zoo wont accept my request to put disabled old people in the gorilla exhibit

[slither.io @slitherio]

i miss my mom

[mrs mind freak @quiet_homeboy]

Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”

[audrey @phlegmme]

When my family was on vacation in like 2008 one of the free movie options at our hotel was a “morning meditation” video made up of what looked like people’s home movies spliced with clips of a grown man dressed as an elf jump roping and I’ve never been able to find it again

[Dustin Rhodes @dustinrhodes]

❤️❤️

[unicorn :: @hmelandered]

homelander listening in to see if anyone in the sevens masturbating so he can go disturb them in their suite and make it awkward

[Marni Panas 🇨🇦 @marnipanas]

#NoMeansNo #StanleyCup
This one is for all sexual assault survivors.

[Chantel ~𝘧𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵~ @SensFanNL]

AHAHAHAHA

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

THE #CANES WIN THE CUP 

THE #CANES WIN THE CUP 
THE #CANES WIN THE CUP 
THE #CANES WIN THE CUP 
THE #CANES WIN THE CUP 
THE #CANES WIN THE CUP

[Deathmatch Fag @deathmatchphag]

@btwnrevolutions I have such great news for you

[Deathmatch Fag @deathmatchphag]

@localya0i PLS!!!