waluigi mangione

bailey 💫 all hail john darnielle 🌻 little short gay guy

[🌒🌓🌕Smappy 🌕🌗🌘 @SmappysIsland]

unemployment has ai emailing you shit like this at 11:23 am

[🇱🇧 @commiegato2]

working in retail after graduating from a top 10 public university

[waluigi mangione @deathmetallurgy]

@lovehymndead indiana core

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everyone’s purpose on this earth is to mess with me and then i die

[waluigi mangione @deathmetallurgy]

better call saul

[crysentia @cozmocomet]

ppl will deadass stalk ur account when they have u blocked just to continuously subtweet you and breathe down ur neck and then when the 500th inflammatory post they made finally gets pushback they'll act surprised like they dont spend all their time poking the hornet's nest

[waluigi mangione @deathmetallurgy]

applying for jobs with a bachelors degree and a decent resume

[waluigi mangione @deathmetallurgy]

i really wish my speeding ticket was online already so i could pay it instead of sitting here worrying about it!

[waluigi mangione @deathmetallurgy]

hmm. hmmmmm.

[waluigi mangione @deathmetallurgy]

@traceymartel06 i was supposed to meet him earlier this month #mylife

[waluigi mangione @deathmetallurgy]

i really love the french language

[waluigi mangione @deathmetallurgy]

look at this

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osgood x missy yuri. has anyone tapped into this market

[waluigi mangione @deathmetallurgy]

(sits ramrod straight) tenmartha

[waluigi mangione @deathmetallurgy]

found a job that seemed perfect for me and paid super high and it looked like they were gonna take it and found out its in wisconsin

[waluigi mangione @deathmetallurgy]

@RedChestedBird So u understand my mind

[waluigi mangione @deathmetallurgy]

osgood x missy yuri. has anyone tapped into this market

[waluigi mangione @deathmetallurgy]

@mytouys hmm well we all like food lets start there

[waluigi mangione @deathmetallurgy]

this is missy’s chance for a lucy variant and an opportunity to satisfy osgoods fascination with the doctor