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あなたとの思い出は今も鮮明. The most lucky and unlucky person to still be alive 🫡

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@Unclemaha LMFAOOO that’s insane😭

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@_iamhabeeb More like “Till rumors do us part”

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@eternaltxts I don't necessarily yearn for that situation. I only care about seeing them drive past my apartment and adoring their pretty stupid face

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I don't wanna talk, I don't wanna hang out with a 42-year-old man and their dog, I don't want to be invited out. So #LeaveMeAlone

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@hourIyhoroscope Then let Rylan kill me and set my soul free first. Because there’s no way in hell I am going to let our past go that easily. It

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@miraatwt “Ok.” -@blinkmychem182 that’s how

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@bedr8que No shit. I love giving strangers the “Rylan” treatment.

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@sillygirl_127 And I literally had to call mine just to reschedule because I stayed up grinding Diablo Immortal until I reached level 960-980.

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@fadedbunny And I'm bound by a broken heart left by my ex-favorite person.

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@Geminihumour I'm that one 0.001% of Geminis who cannot make any friendship or relationship work out long-term. And by long term, I mean more than 7-8 months 🤡

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@Geminihumour Behind doors labeled “fuck him,” “fuck that bitch,” and “I hate them,” lie some lost words that still reveal my love for them.

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@jijibugs “I cheated on him accidentally”
You purposely chose to cheat and made very poor life decisions, which will haunt you for a while.

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@swirps Yo, same, not in this lifetime or in the next one. I’ll be single for all of eternity

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My second-favorite conspiracy is the one where their love was genuine and wasn't faked to hide their true feelings for you.

[crown @goldiescrown]

my favorite conspiracy theory is the one where you loved me

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@Jey3o37 One of them is a kinky masochist, and the other one is a psychotic serial killer when her eye mask comes off her face.

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@witherryn Not having any sort of a platonic relationship is just fine either way tbh

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@spngbwb

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@hourIyhoroscope I promise you I will never pull a Sagittarius out of their emotional breakup shit phase for the rest of my life.

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And just post screenshots of your neighbour that you try to avoid socializing with instead.

[e @spngbwb]

stop posting imessage screenshots w your situationship it sends me into a thousand yard stare