Übel Noodles

Dead inside but at least I'm hot. He/Him. Tell me about your waifu so I can tell you you're wrong. Likes and rt's may be NSFW 🔞

[Übel Noodles @DeathProcess_]

Me and Freya have been taking screen grabs of all the weird products we see advertised for Wish. Here are some of them

[Übel Noodles @DeathProcess_]

Watched this movie for the first time during lockdown and it was the single most stressful movie I've ever seen in my life. Like from minute one. So good.

[Tony Stella @studiotstella]

Released OTD in 1977

[Übel Noodles @DeathProcess_]

@rzdchxrry Fleshwater, Free Refills, Julie, Speedy Ortiz, Snõõper, Tricot, Mass of The Fermenting Dregs. Enjoy!

[Übel Noodles @DeathProcess_]

@regularaugust I made a tik tok video on Elfen Lied where I very casually mentioned that I don't like Elfen Lied very much and the majority of comments are people telling me to KMS and that I have no taste so I fear this has already happened

[Übel Noodles @DeathProcess_]

"Known for arthouse stuff like Hereditary and EEAO"

Be serious.

[BuBBliK @k1rallik]

> be A24
> indie studio, 14 years old
> known for arthouse stuff like Hereditary and EEAO
> your biggest opening ever was Civil War at $25.5M
> sign a 20-year-old YouTuber nobody in Hollywood knows
> give him under $10M for a horror movie about empty rooms
> based on a single anonymous 4chan post from 2019
> it opens to $81.4M
> that's more than triple your old record
> biggest original horror debut in history
> crosses $100M domestic in 6 days, first time you've ever done it
> the kid becomes the youngest director ever to hit number one
> sequel already in your contract

turns out the scariest room in the building was the one where you green-lit it.

[Übel Noodles @DeathProcess_]

That's a lot of words just to clarify he gets no pussy

[bloom 𖧧 @bloomjpg]

Asmongold claps back after Stavros Halkias says he gets no p-ssy

"Shut up fatty.. So many men that are leftist use it as a mating technique.. They don't actually believe any of this sh-t.. They just say it because it's a good way to get women to like them."

"I don't have a girlfriend, maybe in the future I will.. They're simps.. It's all about having s-x with women.. It's kind of sad, really.. I don't like talking about relationships.. I don't need to prove anything."

[Übel Noodles @DeathProcess_]

@thgtsemrlstdvjk Sorry chief, no sike here but that's okay, it's definitely not to everyone's taste, totally understandable

[Übel Noodles @DeathProcess_]

Categorically one of the most criminally underseen horror movies this decade, genuinely one of the best we've had but no surprise no one talks about it since it was unceremoniously dumped on Disney+ with next to no marketing. Go in blind, you'll have a great time, trust me.

[DeadFred @DeadFredHorror]

No One Will Save You (2023)

[Übel Noodles @DeathProcess_]

She has the most "jerk your worthless penis" energy I've ever seen, it's off the charts

[Manimegalai @Megalaioffcl]

Rebecca Ferguson at 42 ... Somehow getting even more stunning with age 🔥🥵

[Übel Noodles @DeathProcess_]

For genuinely non-gooner related reasons I think Motor Slice is the best game I've played in ages

[Übel Noodles @DeathProcess_]

If you haven't watched 86: Eighty-Six then now really is the time. A timely story, nuanced characters, a heart swelling romance, good action, high stakes, it really does have it all.

[Anime Updates @animeupdates]

'86: EIGHTY-SIX' has been removed from Crunchyroll in multiple regions

[Übel Noodles @DeathProcess_]

@BrockBaker Could you please post that video of the Pooh puppet with the iconic "only the blood of the innocent can quench" line? I think about it often.

[Übel Noodles @DeathProcess_]

@EPM106 This is evil, it's so perfectly off, great flick

[Übel Noodles @DeathProcess_]

Honestly crazy that Patches voice actor, in all iterations of the character, is voiced by a guy who was in such British TV staples like Holby City and Casualty

[All-bones Jones💀Skeleton Vtuber @AllbonesJones]

if you've ever wondered why the voice acting in souls games is good, it's because they do this instead of hiring voice actors

[Übel Noodles @DeathProcess_]

The Racoon City outbreak was set in the 90s because the game was developed and released in the 90s. Hope this helps.

[nathan || CVR 2027 @queerredfield]

- set during the racoon city incident
- protagonist has an iphone

[kenzie @pk_kenzie]

If the resident evil movie title has the guy going “RESIDENT EEEEVILLLLL” I will open letterboxd in the theater and give it 5 stars

[Übel Noodles @DeathProcess_]

Like Requiem is a great example of this. You'll have a great horror sequence with Grace followed by a dramatic scene of her mothers murder only to have Leon going "heh, I'm not on the menu" five minutes later. Like Cregger has proven himself capable of balancing tone and intent.

[Übel Noodles @DeathProcess_]

Not to belabour the point either but I think Weapons is a great example of why Cregger got the Resi job. Weapons is a movie with memorable characters, it's scary, often very funny and corny and dramatic. All of those elements are basically just Resi to a T (virus).

[Übel Noodles @DeathProcess_]

All I'm saying is creative liberties aren't a bad thing so long as the heart and soul are there and from this measly little teaser trailer its clear Cregger gets Resi more than anyone else who's touched it recently. Let my man cook.

[Übel Noodles @DeathProcess_]

The Resident Evil trailer takes are super fucking annoying to me. We have a 1:1 Resi adaptation and its so bad it actually makes the Paul W.S. Anderson movies look good by comparison.

[Übel Noodles @DeathProcess_]

And yes I'm aware the Resi Netflix show and the Anderson movies took massive creative liberties but those adaptations don't have the spirit, tone or atmosphere of their source material at all, not a single fucking iota.