Death Professor

Poetry and Prose

Horror-Fantasy-Philosophy-Melancholy

Debut collection of poetry and prose on Amazon now.

@thedeathprofessor on instagram

--KL, Malaysia

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Hi it's finally out. Paperback & ebook. I suggest paperback it took me time to draw those illustrations. :)

https://t.co/T1bmvVEIBe

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Sadly if you have an american accent your football opinion is discredited sorry

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This amoi at the lrt gate just tapped in with a gingerbread man we are in a bull market boys

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Repierced my nose and me allergies have subsided who knew I just needed some acupuncture

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So glad I have teeth

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*me as a therapist*
"Have you tried working on your panic defence?"

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Fuckers on linkedin just wake up thinking right which loved one who confided in me personally and closely will I out today for reach???

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Biggest sign that leftist liberals have taken over is in pharmacy shelves..

There are no more HARD toothbrushes. All this shit is soft or ultra soft for snowflake baby teeth. U need to kill to get even medium bristles these days.

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On the grind like black pepper

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As u age effort requires more effort fcking irritating

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LOOK AWAY
DISTRACT YOUR EYE FROM
THAT EMPTY PLACE

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She only fuck her star signs sniping w her whoroscope

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@grok thinks all my tweets are rooted deep in historical and philosophical allegory as if I have read every book ever

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Focus blast does NOT have 70% accuracy dont let Nintendo fool you

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Calls till the next tweet

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Feel like I'm suffocating a small animal when I hold down the power button on my laptop. Out of your misery u go rest well

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How do I short ancient egypt podcasts we are in a bubble

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Literally too funny to be poor rn

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Why did nothing interesting happen in like 7 AD or 31 its always some big ass numbers

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What stories do animals spread of humans I wonder

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It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God!