mortis

mortis | 28 | nonbinary | they / them

still figuring myself out. please be gentle with me

[mortis @deaths_enigma]

@realLorrieLloyd @FOX10Phoenix On god I see a dick imprint in that frosting

[LunaBear @LunabearArtist]

Legendary Johto!!🌈🌊
#LunabearArt #pokemon #fanart

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

shave ur big toe bitch we’re going to the cheesecake factory

[mortis @deaths_enigma]

My immediate response being "NO!" "NO!!""
And then reading it and finding out this is in the UK
IS THIS A WORLDWIDE BIG BACK COMPETITION???

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

KFC is releasing a limited-edition chicken-flavored 'KFCereal' in the UK

Flavored with KFC’s 11 herbs and spices, it's encouraged to use gravy instead of milk

[BearyDales @BearyDales]

ITS FAT BEAR WEEK!!!!
REMEMBER TO VOTE FOR UR FAVORITE FAT BEAR!!!!
https://t.co/BNPXtMoWHF

[mortis @deaths_enigma]

@TigerGirl4353 I'M SAYING LIKE
Kind of nonsense the USA would cook up, maybe at a state fair

[mortis @deaths_enigma]

Me reading this like
"God damn it America with the big backery agai- CANADA?!?"

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Kraft Dinner has turned its iconic mac & cheese into a cream soda flavor

It's only available in Canada for a limited time

[mortis @deaths_enigma]

Remembering when I just used to make random shit just because

[mortis @deaths_enigma]

@AshleyAnnauu I DONT EVEN LIKE THE SHIT GIMME

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Me: “It’s productivity time!”

My brain:

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

It's officially the first day of

⠀ 🍂🧡🍂　　 🍂🧡🍂
🧡　　 🧡 🧡　　 🧡
🍂 　　　　　　　 🍂　
🧡 AUTISM　　 🧡
　 🍂 　　　　　 🍂
　　　 🧡　⠀ 🧡
　 　 🍂

[elephant @trunkincrisis]

finally i’m being addressed

[mortis @deaths_enigma]

@bulletstations Goku

[Tolkien World @TolkienWorldG]

Happy Hobbit day all!

[AI Slop Glazers & Grifters @AISlopCallout]

💯

[mortis @deaths_enigma]

Saw more X-men 97...

[Chroma @Chromastone10]

Me on the 21st night of September

[mortis @deaths_enigma]

@_Olivia_Vtuber Shit my pants

[mortis @deaths_enigma]

And the existential crisis can begin

[mortis @deaths_enigma]

If your Wolverine isn't a short hairy king I don't want him