josh, PhD

23 and scared

[josh, PhD @deathstancee]

Dang I wanna post for grad season too but I didn’t go to my ceremony LOL

[josh, PhD @deathstancee]

People at work said I’m both bubbly and refreshing.. so spiritually I am a white claw

[josh, PhD @deathstancee]

@kglies_ I cherish you

[josh, PhD @deathstancee]

I haven’t kissed a girl in 2 years

[josh, PhD @deathstancee]

Abusers will have you googling shit like Definition of kidnapping

[timothy faust 🇵🇸 @taste_of_tbone]

You’d think you’d hear from people who have been to no-phones concerts explaining that it’s fine and makes the show better. Unfortunately, every single one of them died of medical complications mid-show or was kidnapped

[josh, PhD @deathstancee]

I love tweeting with 0 intention

[josh, PhD @deathstancee]

My dad rly tried to scream at me today.. sir I’m not a child anymore, ur not scaring anyone and nothing will happen if I walk away lmao bye

[lesha⚢ @hadalzoner]

I hate how easily people label women as rude. it takes one wrong glance. but a man can jostle and cuss everyone out, and yet some people will still maintain that he is amiable. I wish I were joking

[josh, PhD @deathstancee]

@bongripskill My ex referenced this retweet as to why I can’t post him on here

[josh, PhD @deathstancee]

My ex said my twitter is provocative and if his (imaginary) job found it, he would get fired. I feel like I’m family friendly on here wtf

[josh, PhD @deathstancee]

Tip: If you’re gonna change your name pick a FULL name. People ask me what my name is short for every time i introduce myself and I just end up telling them my birth name anyway bc I can’t lie 😭😭😭 just defeating the whole purpose

[josh, PhD @deathstancee]

And they’re all secretly fucking each others exes

[901 @901whodat]

It’s also not even an indicator.

The worst girl I know has several friends.

[josh, PhD @deathstancee]

Just had a wholesome gay dream about a girl I haven’t seen or thought of in literally 8 years then she came into my job in the morning bro what

[Jam. @JAMvsJAM]

This is such an interesting social experiment because if you pressed a single person in this video they would say they’re not racist but somehow they always seem to accept the most racist thing.

[josh, PhD @deathstancee]

@Deth2Tyrants Okay timbaland

[Cassie (Final form) @Cassperture]

I'm not a sexist but I do think the average woman is viewing the world with at least 4 more layers of abstraction than the average man and is at minimum 50% more perceptive

[josh, PhD @deathstancee]

@Deth2Tyrants @freakyteezy_ Broke

[josh, PhD @deathstancee]

Ice cream in public like oh bc fork found in kitchen

[josh, PhD @deathstancee]

I got a little big now I have intrusive thoughts outside like someone’s gonna come up to me and be like hey you’re too fat to be here