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multifandom but mostly tadc & hellaverse rn!!! (I do not support Vivziepop) || #1 STOLAS & VALENTINO HATER‼️|| #1 Jax fan & hater

[bri ♡ @deathtostolas]

@wispiicoatl In ANY other movie, or book, or tv show, or WHATEVER, "why do you want to be with me?" "i don't want to be alone" would be treated as a clear sign that two characters are NOT supposed to be together but noooooo helluva boss wants to be special and different ig

[bri ♡ @deathtostolas]

"helluva boss used to be good before stolitz ruined it" baby helluva boss was never good in the first place i fear

[bri ♡ @deathtostolas]

@wispiicoatl Hell even in apology tour Blitz says "I don't know why you would want to be with me" and all Stolas can respond with is "I don't want to be alone and I want someone to want me" TF THAT GOTTA DO WITH HIM SPECIFICALLY????

[bri ♡ @deathtostolas]

@wispiicoatl You know I really do wish they'd played more with the idea that his infatuation with Blitz is just that, rather than True Love or whatever the fuck. Because as it stands we literally have no clue why Stolas "loves" Blitz besides "Oh he was his first crush when they were kids 🥺"

[bri ♡ @deathtostolas]

@B33pB00p10101 wishing you the absolute best of luck 💙

[bri ♡ @deathtostolas]

I actually like huskerdust believe it or not but I genuinely cannot stand a solid 80% of huskerdust SHIPPERS

[🐐 @cchazbinero]

ᯓ huskerdust

[bri ♡ @deathtostolas]

@wispiicoatl the letters of consent according to helluva boss are just IS apparently

[bri ♡ @deathtostolas]

@wispiicoatl After Stolas said "We'll be sure to see each other again" btw... yeah he looks real excited about that

[bri ♡ @deathtostolas]

@wispiicoatl No but actually real talk how the hell did people interpret "Fine, you win, clothes off, let's go, poles out holes out, let's get this done in 5 seconds" as Blitz genuinely wanting to sleep with Stolas???

[bri ♡ @deathtostolas]

@wispiicoatl Tried to point out that Stolas openly referred to Blitz as his plaything in one episode and got hit with the "no he didn't" and got blocked when I replied with the clip of him calling Blitz his plaything 😭 why are we larping helluva boss of all shows

[bri ♡ @deathtostolas]

@wispiicoatl He literally says that the sex thing is "favors for favors" when they're making the deal... oh but I forgot that doesn't count anymore because they redid the scene where they make the deal in that fuckass mission zero episode to try to make Stolas look better

[bri ♡ @deathtostolas]

@wispiicoatl And if Stolas really DID truly care about him from the start... why not try to get Blitz a crystal so he can do his job without the book from jump? Or if that didn't work just?? Let him borrow the book WITHOUT the Mandatory Sex™️????

[bri ♡ @deathtostolas]

@wispiicoatl Oh my god... "burger time, burger time!!" HOW OLD ARE YOU???

And don't get me fucking started on Stolas. I genuinely saw a stolitz shipper argue that it isn't actually sexual coercion because the story doesn't WANT you to think of it as sexual coercion 😭

[bri ♡ @deathtostolas]

@wispiicoatl I genuinely audibly sighed when Fizzarolli said "if you think you're better than anyone you are no better than any royal" genuinely giving that one episode of kids' shows where the message is basically not to be mean to your bullies back because that makes you as bad as them 😭

[bri ♡ @deathtostolas]

@wispiicoatl And it sucks because hazbin and helluva really could have been great!! They both have really interesting ideas going for them!! Like. I see the vision!!! This is great on paper!!! But in practice...

[bri ♡ @deathtostolas]

@wispiicoatl I do think helluva has some really good concepts, it always has, but I don't think they were executed very well even in season 1. You're 100% right about truth seekers though that episode was peak character exploration for Blitz, but that's like the gold bar in the trash can

[🌞 @solishortus]

« Le vagin c’est pour uriner »

[bri ♡ @deathtostolas]

@sweetfroyo_ Dw you're good I'm 20 and got it earlier this year

[🏴 @wifeguyyuta]

sounding just like straight women crying about bi men... yall friends?