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@realmadrid

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

Source tells me Charlie is stable.

Please god

[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

"Mate, I got four assists!"
"That is criminal!"

Morgan Rogers and Cole Palmer arguing over the POTM award! 🤣

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Bradley at work 🇫🇷🔴

[BASTARD @builddachrist]

Whole family thick

Shit her bother might got some ass on him 👀

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Iliman Ndiaye watching Erling Haaland after playing with Thierno Barry and Beto:

[sj @316simsim]

This is the greatest dunk I’ve ever seen on us btw. I have learned to respect it years later.

And even funnier it was the last match before the world ended for a while so we just had to sit there and let the L marinate 😭

[PorroSZN @PorroSZN23]

Genuinely the quicker we ban this from the game the better for the sport

[trey 🇸🇪 @CrossDatStreet]

According to National Geographic, this is what the "average American" will look like by the year 2050

[Acfc #SURVIVEDENZO @abuq23_5]

Shisha lounge table of 3 pls

[BODE @odinlad_]

Carrick ball .

[🕷️ 🇵🇸 @kae1enftbl_]

JPMorgan today

[17• @sergetrevorr]

XPTDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[️️reene𓇢𓆸 @ZEGLIAN0]

gave cousins in somalia my old iphone 11

[SHQ @ShithouseryHQ]

Florian Wirtz is the Garnacho of Jesse Lingards

[𓃵 @Ozinho___]

This unfortunately cannot be achieved with players who consider themselves immune to substitutions no matter how trash they are on the pitch. If you bench them or sub them out they create scandals so how exactly are we supposed to be “competitive” when bench players don’t get fair chances to challenge the starters?

[PD @1_2spaces]

Arteta is attracted to mediocre but hard working players. They remind him of himself when he used to play, wasn't amazing but worked tirelessly on every little aspect.

Havertz Merino Gyok Tzolis Madueke that's why he's attracted to bums

[nyx ♉︎ @ninetailnyx]

Every major ug rapper is named after a political* figure
Che -> Che Guevara
OsamaSon -> Osama Bin Laden
Nettspend -> Benjamin Netanyahu
Xaviersobased -> Lil B the BasedGod
Nine Vicious -> Hitler

[zak @deathtozak]

@kanyewest ur so unserious 😭

[ẓ̌ķ @zk_sim_]

Trent × Robbo ~ Two Six
#WingMen