Delaware Auditor (Sort Of)

The Delaware Auditor of Accounts serves Delawareans by ensuring accountability. I don't tweet much because I have a lot of legitimate work to do.

[Delaware Auditor (Sort Of) @deauditor4]

Trains are a method of transportation that I have used in the past to efficiently arrive at a place I need to be in order to effectively do my job. When I ride them, I am sure to bring a laptop and locally stored files of audits I am working on. #netde

[Katahdin McGuiness @deauditor8]

The hard work and dedication of a police officer doesn't stop in the face of a pandemic. My work only stops when I think about trains. Trains can be powered by a variety of energy sources including steam, diesel and electricity. #NetDE

[Delaware Auditor (Sort Of) @deauditor4]

It is 13:55 in the Eastern Daylight Timezone and thus I have five minutes left on my daily break from auditing. At 14:00, I will resume my work. It is important to take regular, but never excessive, breaks to maintain mental acuity. I will resume auditing then. #netde

[Delaware Auditor (Sort Of) @deauditor4]

This kind of nonsense is below the dignity of the office. However, I cannot dwell much upon such @AuditorGlowing's affliction because the vast majority of my time is spent working as State Auditor for Delaware. #netde

[Glowing Auditor @AuditorGlowing]

@deauditor8 Rurrgh rrrurgh!

[Delaware Auditor (Sort Of) @deauditor4]

I am tweeting right now because it is (substantially) after normal business hours. This is an appropriate time to use social media. During business hours, I am acting as auditor for the State of Delaware. #netDE

[Delaware Auditor (Sort Of) @deauditor4]

@SashaBeauloux @DanielCarapezzi I don't know what's going on in this Twitter thread. It's too difficult to monitor social media drama while I am busy auditing the State of Delaware. #netde

[Delaware Auditor (Sort Of) @deauditor4]

@DEAuditor2 Unfortunately, I do not have much time to do charity work because I spend most of my time at my job auditing.

[Delaware Auditor (Sort Of) @deauditor4]

Audits in the State of Delaware are proceeding at optimal efficiency. This concludes my periodic check-in with the electorate via social media. #netde

[Delaware Auditor (Sort Of) @deauditor4]

I am busy auditing the Delaware legislature and state government.

[Delaware Auditor (Sort Of) @deauditor4]

Hello. I am checking in on this social media platform to confirm I am continuing to work hard as Auditor for the State of Delaware. That is all.

[Delaware Auditor (Sort Of) @deauditor4]

@wtweidner208 @cursetn @JamieInDE To clarify, my office will not be looking into this because the above Tweet was likely made in jest. As Delaware State Auditor, I have serious work that keeps me occupied. I do not have the time for frivolous things such as rapid social media engagement. #netde

[Delaware Auditor (Sort Of) @deauditor4]

I am excited to join this social media platform, but please do not expect much content. I am working hard to serve Delawareans every day so I simply do not have the time to Tweet much.