debatefly

Up close and personal espionage for hire!

You know what flies land on!

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@lilgoldperson @VP It’s a web of hair gel and secrets.

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@_danishamin @JamaalBowmanNY Why u giving away our secrets??

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@TayAndersonCO @JamaalBowmanNY I wasn’t even mic’d!

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@pvtjokerus @EddieGlasper Don’t kill my 15 minutes of fame! That’s like 1/15 of my life!

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@ShaneGoldmacher @AOC Can confirm.

[Jordan Klepper @jordanklepper]

The. Head. Of. The. Coronavirus. Task. Force. Is. Debating. Half. A. Year. Later. Through. Two. Layers. Of. Plexiglass.

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Why are there so many fly accounts you ask? Seriously, do you know how many of us hatch at once? Identity theft is a nightmare! #flyfacts #FLY2020 #flygate

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@BuzzBuzzPence @MichaelsFly @colbertlateshow Imposter!

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@colbertlateshow Isn’t this stuff supposed to be private?!

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Fly fact! I have two sets of wings, one tiny set that are just knobs that I use for balance. Knob is also a great word for any moron with whom you have to associate. #NowYouKnow #flygate #FLY2020

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@jayblackisfunny Shhhhh.

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@jayblackisfunny Hot take, I prefer the side stroke.

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@jayblackisfunny How does he taste?

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@PDwarrior4Biden @ProjectLincoln Ah! Our most famous cultural treasure!

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@pHirst16 @ProjectLincoln I accept plaudits in the form of fermented garbage and moldy bananas. And over waxed hair to explore.

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@jayblackisfunny @ProjectLincoln *sniff* thanks man. Thank you. Means a lot.

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@davidfrum @EvanMcMullin How about a flyocracy??

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@StephenAtHome Fly invaded!

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@TheDailyShow @Trevornoah I did not consent!!!

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@LordBallsmore @jordanklepper Hey! That’s offensive! Go check with the roaches! He’s not one of us!