@jimmyfallon 3rd grade teacher told me to sit in the corner. I asked why, she barely looked up and yelled "sit". 1/2 hr later she came and asked why I was sitting there. I told her why. "Sorry, I meant Diane." (She always got me and another girl mixed up...even though we looked nothing alike.
@jimmyfallon When I was 13 I picked beans...horrible job! Farmer paid 10 cents/pound. I thought I'd be smart and fill the middle of the crate with rocks. Worked for two days...then I got caught and got fired.
@jimmyfallon#WeddingFail was Maid of Honour at best friends wedding...during my speech after a few glasses of wine I told everyone how the bride and I stole booze from our parents and brought it to school dances in mason jars...when we were only 16! she and her family were not impressed.
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This Thursday, April 12 GNPS will join a Canada wide Jersey Day to show our support for the #HumboldtBroncos players, family members and hockey community at large. Students, staff and parents are encouraged to wear any jersey (hockey jersey if they have one). #humboldtstrong