Davíd

Expect memes and nothing else

[Davíd @debid__]

@keithedwards Not a republican, but definitely feeling some kind of heat 😮‍💨🥵

[Lyle 🏝️ @_FromTheIsland]

I want him to tally the votes for the whole country

[sophie @netcapgirl]

“as per my last email”

[Vel'Caz 🐤🎃 @cockaztiel]

Pet tiels: Only drinks fresh, cold, filtered, pure spring water, sourced from untouched natural lakes. Needs to be changed every half an hour. No less than -1 of the preferred temperature. PH levels must be to exact liking 🤔✋
Wild tiels: MMMMMMMM old mud watah 🤤

[Sinnoh🌙 @sinnoh_CEO]

This is what I imagined as a child when they talked about retirement

[Xay @hoodopulence]

Stopped?

[jam @jdkaknak]

(🧵) the best anti-tortured poets department hate tweets

[Sinnoh🌙 @sinnoh_CEO]

Today is the only day you can retweet this

[greg @greg16676935420]

IRS: you owe us taxes

Me: how much do I owe?

IRS: you get to figure that out

Me: can I just pay what I want?

IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too

Me: what if I guess wrong?

IRS: jail

[👉Birdhism.bsky.social @birdhism]

#birdlife

[ʙᴜᴊᴜ @sham_exe]

dudes be like “what’s the move?” bro you live in pacifidlog town there is no move