NotYourMom

made entirely of onions. 🔪
trust me, i'm a nurse.

[NotYourMom @deblon]

The random questions my offspring have and immediately think, "mom will know"

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i am convinced that this hospital is actually fucking with me

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too many people i am forced to interact with don't realize how lucky they are that i don't have time right now to put them in a jar

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@HumansNoContext The Winchesters

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so great heading to bed tired, knowing i don't need to set an alarm. yay sleeping until i don't feel like it anymore!

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105⁰ but it's a "dry heat"

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ah, @Wawa

[NotYourMom @deblon]

working with all male nurses is kind of interesting. scared the crap out of my confused patient when i yelled not to climb out of bed and 5 guys came charging in the room to help! 😀

[NotYourMom @deblon]

just had a senior citizen stop me as i was getting out of my car to share the sage advice that this "little lady" needs to change how i park or i am going to need a new front end, because i parked close to, but not hitting the concrete bumper.
"did i fucking hit it?!"

[Richard Chizmar @RichardChizmar]

GIVEAWAY TIME — On Friday night, March 31, I’ll give away a SIGNED Stephen King book to one randomly selected winner. All you have to do is Follow and RT to be eligible. Good luck, everyone!

[NotYourMom @deblon]

@mikeballwriter

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happy b-day, bunny!

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@johannesvdwerf i miss that bear

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@krybabykait

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i am in awe of how many short kings are in this bar tonight.

[NotYourMom @deblon]

I'm pretty sure unless she dies unexpectedly, my mother is going to end up living with me. i am not entirely sure how i feel about this. i have discovered that i desperately am not ready to lose her, and am sure no one else can keep her properly safe, but...ugh...mom in my house

[NotYourMom @deblon]

in a stance of solidarity with my gluten-free offspring, i try not to bring bread products into the house.

i crave bread and pasta all the time now. all.the.time.

[NotYourMom @deblon]

@krybabykait witches love lighting candles