Will Debolt

Bohemian. Taxi driver. Overall fuck up. Some would even say podcaster.

[Will Debolt @debolt_will]

@aperture_flash @lushsux Jesus fuck

[Will Debolt @debolt_will]

Been running basically nonstop for the last few weeks. Lunatics fucking suck at social distancing.

[Will Debolt @debolt_will]

@corin_black @kingsliterature I’m so glad you finally recognize you’re a great big pain in my ass 😌

[Will Debolt @debolt_will]

@corin_black remind me to never go out with you again. Jesus am I hungover.

[Will Debolt @debolt_will]

@corin_black And do me another favor? This time when I’m tryna talk up the waitress, maybe don’t mention the fact that I wet the bed til I was 12. Asshole.

[Will Debolt @debolt_will]

@corin_black Now you’re speaking my language. This shit better not be spiked like the last time you decided to smoke some random you found; I was throwing up for days.

[Will Debolt @debolt_will]

@corin_black Broadway? The hell I look like, some theatre nerd? You’re lucky booze is being added to the equation.

[Will Debolt @debolt_will]

@corin_black I get it, I mean why do you think I talk so much shit on myself?

Where we headed big guy?

[Corin Black @corin_black]

Season Two in two weeks gang.

Hope you're ready gang, I ain't. #undertheshroud

[Will Debolt @debolt_will]

@aperture_flash I could save you a few bucks by pissing in a bottle and selling it to you

[Will Debolt @debolt_will]

Hungover as hell and Gibbons has me scrubbing toilets. Remind me never to drink on the sabbath again.

[Will Debolt @debolt_will]

@aperture_flash You drink gas station beers.

[Corin Black @corin_black]

@under_shroud @Mrs_raven Long as I can save @debolt_will and Gibbons’s asses, I’ll be fine.

[Will Debolt @debolt_will]

@corin_black @under_shroud @Mrs_raven YOU GOT A LOT OF WORK CUT OUT FOR YA BUD

[Will Debolt @debolt_will]

@corin_black He said he didn’t want you to get dash or crack or whatever the hell you do on these. “I paid a lot for these, that fucker would just burn holes through them” or something like that

[Will Debolt @debolt_will]

Gibbons decided to spread the Courier name. Guess we finally have a uniform.

[Will Debolt @debolt_will]

@corin_black Everything in this world is scary as hell, Corin. Might as well capitalize on that feeling and get turned on by the fear.

[Will Debolt @debolt_will]

@corin_black Completely ignoring bohemians, as usual.