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the ceo of compulsive peace signs | 🇮🇪

[esoteric fat boy @esotericfatboy]

just explained the covid concious lesbian bar hijab inspired secular accessorization clown college discourse to my mom and she just said "the cia is eating your generation alive"

[Matt O'Reilly @mattyfro1]

Havent been this excited for an entrance since Stone Cold Steve Austin returned at Wrestlemania

[fiyin @victor_salamii]

Sundays were made to lay in bed all day, eat every two hours and complain that tomorrow is Monday

[just a lil’ guy @justin_al3x]

best week on the internet in a long time. iced coffee / gen z can’t do anything, lesbian bar mask insanity, terrible new music. dems saying faggot. Ed Sheeran. Irish milk supremacy. if i jumped from my roof i think i’d just float there.

[aberration in the artland of the deal @ThomasSilken]

im at the first day on earth convention that’s been conveniently located in dublin airport terminal 1

[Kendra Middleton @KendraMiddleton]

We need to have a serious discussion… there have been some great days and weeks on this app, but Massachusetts lesbian bar content might be in my top 5.

[Kolchak the Dude (He/Him) 😇 🐊 🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦🍌 @ArthurKolchak]

If you understand all the references here, it’s time to safeguard your mental health and log off for a spell.

[greta theft autumn ✿ (4.3% FC) @2007warpedtour]

panic! at the covid-conscious KN95-required lesbian bar

[KRad @kradmacher]

We’ve reached the singularity.

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

You just don’t get days like these off of this app. Like yeah like 95% of the time this app is a hellscape but you don’t see the lesbian bar story transform into “ethnically Irish people are the only people who should be drinking milk” in real time anywhere else

[Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82]

Interviewer: I’m sorry, we won’t be offering you the position

Me: {full seafood boil on the table} was it the seafood boil?

Interviewer: It was the seafood boil

[Jack @GayLaVie]

Removing my mask to take a sip of my iced coffee at my lesbian bar job interview.

[Nery @Abneeryz]

cuando digo que me gusta hablar de todo me refiero a esto

[yo⁷ 요섭 @yosub]

this is one of my favorite videos ever on the internet

[👣ℙ𝕖𝕕𝕣𝕠'𝕤 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖🇺🇲 @OfAthenry]

Geologists when they get fired and have to clean out their office

[mika @mikasagrada]

"Vocês se importam se a gente cancelar?"

Eu:

[ashlee ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ @REINE4NOIRE]

complimented someone and they said thank you

[ꅐꏂ꒐ꋪ꒯😈👻 @heis_Mike_]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back:

[skand @binarySmith18]

you die a little every sunday evening when the clock strikes six