Deborah Abramson

music for work, people for fun

[Deborah Abramson @deborahabramson]

@Tom_Smyth_ but nailing all the lyrics in “someone is waiting” would shut them up forever

[Deborah Abramson @deborahabramson]

@infinite_scream horrible news. these were the only posts that made sense. never lied. never stated opinion as fact. never self-aggrandized. never revealed spoilers. never punched down. only did one thing wrong: turned out to be finite. 😭

[Deborah Abramson @deborahabramson]

@JanuaryEmily no, we cannot do that. it isn’t safe. a quotation mark cannot prevent the steak and the baked potato from touching each other. only a period can protect them.

[Deborah Abramson @deborahabramson]

@Survive_thriver And he couldn’t even resist saying that she was just “okay on Cheers”.

[Elder Rubberasylum @Rubberasylum]

Grandpa? Why do we celebrate the holiday?

Sit on my lap son & let grandpa tell you the story of this day

You see, twitter only had enough engineers remaining to keep it running for one more night, but it miraculously kept working for eight nights

We burn a Tesla in remembrance

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 605

[Deborah Abramson @deborahabramson]

@ThreatNotation accompanying an eternal series of singers on “Walking In Memphis” and all of them think the downbeat is on the and of 4 (thanks for this lifelong challenge, @MarcCohn)

[NYU Tisch Graduate Musical Theatre Writing Program @GMTWP]

The Songwriters Showcase features material from IN PIECES by @JoeyContreras (Cycle 21), and Midday Cabarets will spotlight the work of @deborahabramson (Cycle 8) and @RonaSiddiqui (Cycle 21). https://t.co/VGI5EDApu8

[s 🇵🇸 @goutful]

Within our lifetime a senator will release an eyeshadow palette

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

👏 stop 👏👏 saying 👏 white 👏 peo👏ple 👏 👏 👏 haveno 👏👏👏rhy thm 👏

[Deborah Abramson @deborahabramson]

@ilyseh i recently had the opportunity to choose the title “Major General”, and i seized it. am considering keeping it.

[Deborah Abramson @deborahabramson]

@nylodamzechnas @MedlyPharmacy I gave up and got it filled somewhere else once it became apparent that it wasn’t just me. You?

[Deborah Abramson @deborahabramson]

@cimmet @McAfee yes, but not with the same kind of content as yours. but every day.

[Deborah Abramson @deborahabramson]

@adamdavidson In my fantasy world, if i’m you, i screenshot it and make it my virtual background for the rest of the call.

[Deborah Abramson @deborahabramson]

@JoeCalarcoNYC that’s only 7 you can pick 5 more. maybe some movie soundtracks?

[Deborah Abramson @deborahabramson]

did somebody order a dozen omicron subvariants from Columbia House for one penny

[John Sabine @jsabine214]

we all think the “L-M-N-O-P” is the best part right??

[Deborah Abramson @deborahabramson]

@jsabine214 when i was little i used to say “Cute-R-S”. i wanted to feel the beat drop.

[DC Pierson @DCpierson]

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for HBO Max to remember you watched that episode already.