squidward is an ageing conservative homosexual, probably with a catholic background. you can tell he resents spongebob for being openly femme even though he himself is a bitchy quеenу gay guy who's too bald and poorly dressed to even be charming with it.
grad school (masters): embarrassing kinda, unemployment for normies :/
grad school (phd): cool and esoteric, real scholar, unemployed but in a cooler way
No romantic relationship could ever replace female friendships/connections for me. The female perspective is so important, so honest and understanding. It feels very safe. Women have poured into me constantly, and I’ll always be grateful.