Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."
You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."
Me: Do we have a doctor here?
Doctor: Yes, I'm a doctor.
Me: What's your specialty?
Doctor: I'm a doctor in Mathematics.
Me: My friend is dying.
Doctor: Minus one
Me:
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Your account is currently locked due to several reports made on your account for being Cool as Fuck. For more information please contact X Support.
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