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Make that bigger. Bold, but tasteful.-Angel

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Perms for Herms #hermesshow @ Benjamin & Marian Schuster Performing… https://t.co/El4bRXlc3z

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Son when asked to get a ball out of reach: You get it you're a big boy, I'm little. You're papa, you're mama, I'm Sammy Wolf, the baby!

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Love of my life whilst watching America's Next Top Model: ...Hate to say it but I miss Tara.

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Bedtime back talk from a two year old: No son! I wanna watch a boom boom show!

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Fatherhood: I just checked his diaper and he says, "Don't touch my butt." and walked away from me.

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Husband on workplace etiquette: I just farted and literally had to get up and walk out of my office.

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Deep thoughts about one's facial hair: My soul is quite old, as you know. The mustache is older than me.

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Mr. Dennis on music suggestions: You fixin' to listen to some tasty riffs?

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Husband on grilling corn: Them cobs, burnt black on the outside, tender on the the in, and buttered down with ICBINB all over the corn cob.

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Father to son quote: Come on D, you don't wanna bang around in that poopy.

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@nickAD I was close!

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DH quote: I think imma do a cleanse--Jameson and asparagus--should clean me out pretty good.

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Man cold quote No. 254: Can you get some Powerade? I need some electrolytes.

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FACT: Young boys in the 90's either drew Bart Simpson or Nike shoes.

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I have enough old water glasses around that I can protect myself from an alien invasion.

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There are so many guns on my vanity I can't do my makeup.

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Currently pondering: do aliens have eyebrows and what's the diff between kissy face and pucker?

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Larry Potterfield is the Martha Stewart of guns. #midwayusa

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I don't even know what I'm saying here, but I'm gonna go for it, "What did we do before arduino!?"

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Saving Private Ryan is like The Titanic for men.